DEFINITION: v. To compensate for lack of love, attention and/or sexual favors by buying things, lots of things. n. An object purchased to compensate for sexual dawdling.

Masterbysion

Created by: pungineer

Pronunciation: master-buy-shun

Sentence: Poor Steve had been in a fulfilling heterosexual relationship for so long his only sexual outlet was popping down to his local hardware megastore for some much needed masterbysion in the extendable tool aisle

Etymology: i'll let you all rack your brains to figure this one out...

Points: 1139

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