Verboticism: Gendarmealarm

'Omigod, I'm surrounded.'

DEFINITION: n. The weird feelings that rise up when you notice that you are being followed by a police officer, or a cop car, or the Special Forces Anti-Terrorist Unit. v. To feel nervous, self-conscious and guilty whenever you see a police officer.

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Gendarmealarm

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: jahn/darm/alarm

Sentence: I experience such acute gendarmealarm that I even break into a sweat when I see a hall monitor from a French immersion school.

Etymology: gendarme + alarm

Points: 629

Comments: Gendarmealarm

Mustang - 2008-03-20: 07:13:00
Had you been motoring about in London perhaps you'd have experienced 'bobby caution'?

petaj - 2008-03-20: 09:29:00
Or Plodduck.

Jamagra - 2008-03-20: 11:53:00
Fun to say! Nice one.

silveryaspen - 2008-03-20: 15:26:00
Double Stong'arm'ed Creation!

stache - 2008-03-21: 00:00:00
tres bien

OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-22: 00:30:00
Gendarmit - i should have thought of that one!