Verboticism: Enigmass

'I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week'

DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

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Enigmass

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: eh-nig-mass

Sentence: All those 100-calorie snack packs were ineffective in helping George lose weight. Each day when he got on the scale, there it was - more enigmass.

Etymology: enigma, mass, ass

Points: 1715

Comments: Enigmass

Mustang - 2008-03-19: 06:45:00
Excellent verboticism. George has massive issues to deal with. He probably has indigestion too. ;-)

silveryaspen - 2008-03-19: 10:12:00
lol - Superb etymology and word!

Jabberwocky - 2008-03-19: 11:47:00
another good one

OZZIEBOB - 2008-03-19: 16:34:00
Short & sweet - or, perhaps, I should say: fat & sweet!

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