Verboticism: Crapport

'You're the only person who ever listens to me...'

DEFINITION: n., An ongoing relationship where one person does all the talking, whining and complaining, and the other just listens quietly and tries to appear sympathetic. v., To participate in a lopsided conversation where one person does all the conversing.

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Crapport

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: krap pore

Sentence: Their crapport was all one way. she talked crap, and her buddy let it straight through one ear and out the other, while wondering what she was doing there again.

Etymology: rapport, crap

Points: 632

Comments: Crapport

OZZIEBOB - 2008-02-11: 15:59:00
Interesting blend!

silveryaspen - 2008-02-11: 18:26:00
Does she need to give her buddy ear plugs? (wink/grin)

Tigger - 2008-02-12: 01:04:00
I like that this is a very versatile word.