Verboticism: Masterwait

'I guess I'll do a little window shopping...'

DEFINITION: v. What boyfriends and husbands do while they are waiting their girlfriends and/or wives to shop. n. A person doing such a thing.

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Masterwait

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: mas/ter/weyt

Sentence: To keep her happy, he goes along shopping and masterwaits patiently for her while she tries on every pair of shoes in the store.

Etymology: MASTERWAIT - verb - from MASTER (a person who commands, or is in charge and of course SHE is) + WAIT (to be patient and remain neglected for a time)

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Comments: Masterwait

Jabberwocky - 2008-08-27: 16:04:00
that's why guys wear such bulky overcoats

OZZIEBOB - 2008-08-28: 00:49:00
He thinks it's the best way to achieve "masterpeace"