DEFINITION: To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong.

Gymwhiff

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Jim + wif

Sentence: He was a flabby dumb-bell who, after starting an early morning, get-fit program, never thought to shower his gymodorous self before swithering to the office. His gymwhiff was so strong that fellow workers avoided this gymnauseous sweat-trough like the plague.

Etymology: "Gym" of (gymnasium) + Whiff. Cognates: gymwhiffer, gymwhiffs, gymwhiffish, gymwhiffing.

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