Verboticism: Disconfectivate

'This cupcake is evil! I must destroy it, before it destroys me.'

DEFINITION: To follow a diet with such rigor and fervor that it consumes all your energy, and throws everything, even your desserts, out of proportion.

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Disconfectivate

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Diss-kun-fek-tuh-vate

Sentence: Nancy started out by promising herself to only eat one Twinkie, but after three bites began disconfectivating that she'd actually eaten an entire box and then fed the remaining hunk of Twinkie into the garbage disposal, if a bit gleefully, for good measure.

Etymology: Disconnect + confection + perspective + activate

Points: 833

Comments: Disconfectivate

purpleartichokes - 2007-07-23: 13:19:00
Wow. Twinkie abuse is a terrible crime. I bet she batters brownies as well.

Jabberwocky - 2007-07-23: 13:24:00
not only that but she beats eggs and whips cream - a real domincaketrix

Kyoti - 2007-07-23: 13:28:00
Don't forget that she's dancing in the kitchen while all of this is going on, since the first five letters of her sickness spell "Disco".

purpleartichokes - 2007-07-23: 13:31:00
Dare I say she chops nuts?

Jabberwocky - 2007-07-23: 13:34:00
an impressive tidbit of discolore

Jabberwocky - 2007-07-23: 13:38:00
okay okay - if purple can talk about chopping nuts, how about balling melons

purpleartichokes - 2007-07-23: 13:41:00
HA!