Verboticism: Yappendectomy

'Guess what? I'm going to the doctor to get my vocal cords tuned!'

DEFINITION: A non-threatening term to describe the procedure of cutting vocal cords on yappy dogs, which makes it sound like a good thing. After all, they will never bark again.

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Yappendectomy

Created by: tori83

Pronunciation: yap-en-deck-tow-mee

Sentence: I like my neighbour's poodle a lot more since she took him in for a yappendectomy.

Etymology: appendectomy: removal of the appendix. yappendectomy: removal of irritaing yappy dog noises

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