Verboticism: Celphcentered
DEFINITION: n. A person who immediately answers all cell phone calls, then chats on and on, leaving the people they're with, hanging. v. To answer your phone even when you are in the middle of another conversation.
Celphcentered
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: self/sent/ured
Sentence: Jack was so celphcentered that he had his cell phone surgically attached to his ear so that he wouldn't miss a call.
Etymology: cell + self centered
Points: 650
Comments: Celphcentered
Tigger - 2008-06-10: 10:30:00
ExCELLent! (What? Someone had to say it...) Fits the definition perfectly.
wordmeister - 2008-06-10: 13:40:00
You may joking about the surgery, but I bet this will be really happening within five years. And so the "me generation" will be ultimately be replaced by the "celphcentered generation".
OZZIEBOB - 2008-06-11: 08:09:00
So very well constructed.