DEFINITION: n. The creepy pounds that sneak onto your waist even though you've been exercising and watching what you eat. v. To exercise rigorously, diet fastidiously, and yet still gain weight.

Faticulous

Top verboticism of the day created by kateinkorea

More Top Verboticisms:

(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Enigmass: /eh-nig-mass/ All those 100-calorie snack packs were ineffective in helping George lose weight. Each day when he got on the scale, there it was - more enigmass. Etymology: enigma, mass, ass Created by: purpleartichokes.

Comments:

Excellent verboticism. George has massive issues to deal with. He probably has indigestion too. ;-) - Mustang, 2008-03-19: 06:45:00

lol - Superb etymology and word! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-19: 10:12:00

another good one - Jabberwocky, 2008-03-19: 11:47:00

Short & sweet - or, perhaps, I should say: fat & sweet! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-03-19: 16:34:00

Insinuflate: /-ɪnˈsɪnjuˌfleɪt- -ihn-SIHN-yoo-Flayt-/ I think gremlins have gotten into my fridge because the fat just keeps insinuflating their way into my love handles. Etymology: from insinu(ate) + (in)flate Created by: ErWenn.

Comments:

Meaning full! Excellent! - silveryaspen, 2008-03-19: 10:00:00

Killergrams: /kil ler gramz/ Melanie had tried everything to lose a few pounds, like Weight Watchers, Nutrisystem, Jenny Craig, Atkins, LA Weight Loss, Herbal Magic, Scarsdale, The Zone, heck even Oprah Winfrey's latest method. She visited their sites everyday, but lost not an ounce. She had also tried every possible fitness regime, too. But no matter what she tried, she still had those extra killergrams on her that she could not shed. She actually got a lot of exercise in her daily routine: she surfed the Net, jumped to conclusions, ran out of money, juggled her tasks, pushed her luck, drove her family mad and plowed through her paperwork, but still a thin body eluded her. How would she ever look as good as those women on the magazine covers in the grocery store? You know, the ones who stared back at you accusingly as you bought ice cream, pop, chips, candy and booze! Etymology: Kilograms (metric weight unit of 1000 grams) & Killer (a difficulty that is hard to deal with;the causal agent resulting in death Example: "Heart disease is the biggest killer in America") Created by: Nosila.

Comments:

heeheehee!!! - galwaywegian, 2009-01-09: 04:16:00

More...

To see more verboticisms for this definition go to: I've been working out on this ab machine every day for a week

More Winning Words:

More Verboticisms! See the winning words for: Why are you staring at me like that?