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DEFINITION: v. intr., To compensate for emotional rejection by trying to change one's appearance through aggressive dieting, exercise and/or plastic surgery -- common among aging divorcees.
Superfacial
Top verboticism of the day created by hyperborean
Pronunciation: sue per FAY shuhl
Sentence: Her tears were beginning to carve channels, but instead of facing her pain, she made another appointment for a superfacial.
Etymology: Based on "superficial": of, affecting or being on the surface. (super: exceeding a norm) + (facial: a cosmetic treatment for the face)
Created by: hyperborean.
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Spreen: /SPREEN/ Harsh words from Roxie and a glance in the mirror was enough to spreen Bob into a strict dietary regimen and a strenuous fitness program. Furthermore, he planned to re-assessed his progress every September; it was, I guess, a personal "Spreenclean." Etymology: Blend of SPURN & PREEN. Cognates: Spreenie .n; Spreeny adj. Created by: OZZIEBOB.
Abpathetic: /ab + pə-ˈthe-tik / I wish my Uncle Marvin wasn't so abpathetic and just by a new red Ferrari sports car like any normal middle aged divorced man Etymology: Ab (from abdominals or stomached + pathetic (absurd, melancholy, laughable, or sad) Created by: DrWebsterIII.
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Great word! Welcome back DrWeb! - hyperborean, 2012-10-23: 22:38:00
Bodification: /bä-də-fə-ˈkā-shən/ Gary's bodification didnt quite turn out as he expected. He thought that his skinny chicken legs had been one of the reasons his Ex-wife Marge wasn't attracted to him so he went in for some calf-implants. Unfortunately for Gary, the nurse misread his chart and Gary ended up with breast implants or "moobs" (man boobs) Etymology: Blend of Body + Modification Created by: hooterbug.
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Today's definition was suggested by staggolee. Thank you staggolee! ~ James
OZZIEBOB - 2007-09-20: 17:44:00
Sure was a tough one. Abfab Jab!
Today's definition was suggested by staggolee. Thank you staggolee. ~ James