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'But that wasn't cheating! We weren't married last week!'

DEFINITION: To change the dates, times or sequence of past events, in order to put a better perspective on your current situation.

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Retconceal

Top verboticism of the day created by Osomatic

Pronunciation: ret + con + seal

Sentence: No, the report isn't done, but I can retconceal that by telling the boss I didn't get the e-mail until today.

Etymology: retcon + conceal

Created by: Osomatic.

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Whistwash: /whist-wash/ By whistwashing the family tree, we were able to ignore what would otherwise have been anomalies, such as wedding dates post-offspring and relationships likely to promote the recessive. Unfortunately, the technique did nothing to limit the number of chinless wonders at family gatherings! Etymology: whitewash + history Created by: administraitor.

Comments:

I also saw "wistful" in it. - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-01: 12:11:00

But with our relations, no "fistful!" - administraitor, 2007-08-01: 13:53:00

Optimez: /Op-tee-mez/ I had to optimez the situation so as not to worry my mother. Etymology: Merging of "time" and "optimize". Created by: frostycharlie69.

Retrovise: /RET ro vize/ They decided to retrovise their daughter's birthday to AFTER the wedding. Etymology: retro: backward, and vise: see or view Created by: ChristopherAndersen.

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