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'What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?'

DEFINITION: v., To write an email while under the influence of an intoxicating substance. n., An email or blog post where the author has chosen to ignore standard literary and social conventions -- thanks to a liberal consumption of alcohol.

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Alcoholla

Top verboticism of the day created by Maxine

Pronunciation: al kuh HOLLA!

Sentence: mary wats up hows the kiids> hey what yo mean i drunj thi snot a acohlla

Etymology: alcohol + holla (obnoxious greeting)

Created by: Maxine.

Comments:

Man, you can get these just by driving past a bar/grill where some people you know happen to be getting blitzed. Good word! - ErWenn, 2008-01-31: 09:32:00

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(Invented words created by the Verbotomy Writers)

Etoxicated: /ee tox ikay ted/ When Brian arrived late for work, he was horrified to find out that he had e-toxicated his boss the night before and was getting both a bad headache and his pink slip. Etymology: e (short for electronic) & intoxicated (three sheets to the wind) Created by: Nosila.

Comments:

Excellent word! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-31: 11:40:00

Inebrite: /E-nee-bryt (past tense- E-nee-broht/ After a long night of drinking, the only thing left to do is inebrite an email to my exgirlfriend telling her I miss her. Etymology: inebriated + write Created by: zebrahdh.

Shotmail: /shaht-mayl/ It was utterly clear to Bonnie that her ex-husband was sending out emails from his shotmail account last night as she waded through his misspellings proclaiming that he was so sorry they ever split up and that he was sorry that she was such a bitch to him. She didn't know it was possible to slur in text, but somehow Phil had captured the essence of what he had found in the bottom of the bottle of Johnnie Walker. She supposed, however, that it still beat him drunk dialing her at 3 am. Etymology: shot - a small portion of liquor + Hotmail - a well known site for email. Created by: libertybelle.

Comments:

With just one letter addition you created a perfect fit for the definition. It's difficult to meld two words into a new one with just 1 letter! Great Create! - silveryaspen, 2008-11-24: 16:52:00

Positively INSPIRED! - metrohumanx, 2008-11-25: 11:04:00

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To see more verboticisms for this definition go to: What do you mean I'm too drunk to email my boss?

 

Comments:

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 01:50:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

Dougalistic - 2008-01-31: 04:25:00
3 people came up with the word inebriated.. Hmm I sense a conspiricy theory here! Haha.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2008-01-31: 07:44:00
Maybe we're all drinking from the same bottle. ~ James

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2010-04-20: 00:02:00
Today's definition was suggested by Nosila. Thank you Nosila. ~ James

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