DEFINITION: n. An individual who is so self-absorbed and cocksure that they cannot understand why their mating calls, or "pick-up lines", do not generate the desired response. v. To repeatedly issue mating calls.

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Loosure: /loo-sure/ Lenny the losure bird would sit on his perch night after night issuing the same call, "heybay-bee, heybay-bee!" The fact that he never got a response didn't deter him from trying. He truly believed that one day a gorgeous chick would be attracted to him and agree to check out his nest. Etymology: looser (loser) + sure Created by: mrskellyscl.

Molestubborn: /Moe-less-tuh-burn/ That poor boy is so molestubborn. His uncle was like that, too. I'm amazed he ever found somebody. Etymology: Molest(bother,sexually assault) + Stubborn Created by: FreakyDeak.

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he'll probably have to resort to molesturbation - galwaywegian, 2011-01-31: 15:37:00

Cockadittamus: /kok-uh-ditt-uh-muss/ that jackass is such a cockadittamus. his rap is weak but his perseverance is strong. (like mine was trying to spell perseverance!) Etymology: latin for river-dick ? Created by: tommyboy.

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