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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Paramourasite
Created by: treehous
Pronunciation: /ˈper-ə-ə-ˈmu̇r-ə-sīt/ (para-more-a-site)
Sentence: Although they were casual friends, his paramourasite tendencies convinced him to monopolize her affections completely.
Etymology: parasite- from Latin parasitus, from Greek parasitos "person who eats at the table of another" amour- from Latin amorosum, from amor "love."
Domijealous
Created by: legion
Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous
Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)
Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided
Slovefish
Created by: bluenutria
Pronunciation: SLUV-fish
Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"
Etymology: Selfish + love
Concumine
Created by: bigbigjeff
Pronunciation: Con-cue-mine
Sentence: My girlfriend is a total concumine, every time i try to go to my mothers house she asks why I'm leaving her to see "that woman".
Etymology: From Concubine meaning one who sleeps with a man out of wedlock, and mine meaning possessive.
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COMMENTS:
outstanding word! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:54:00
brilliant word - direwookiee, 2008-01-04: 17:32:00
Great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:21:00
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Monopolover
Created by: becksadoodles
Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er
Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.
Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.
Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
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COMMENTS:
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
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Clawsunkinoid
Created by: zebrahdh
Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid
Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.
Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.
Bunnyboilerism
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm
Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."
Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)
Lovehawk
Created by: gemmgemms
Pronunciation: luv-haw-ka
Sentence: She is such a lovehawk, yesterday I was talking to her boyfriend and she swooped in and started confronting him!
Etymology: love:as in the love of another+hawk:a predator bird:as in she guarded him like a hawk
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COMMENTS:
can't get over it.. i think i'm gonna say lovehawk instead of anything else hehe - legion, 2008-01-05: 17:10:00
Right on! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:19:00
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Domimator
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: dom/i/mate/or
Sentence: Because of her insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a domimator. She domimates to the point of totally controlling and smothering her boyfriend.
Etymology: dominate + mate
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COMMENTS:
Wow ... what a word! Kind of kinky ... in more ways than one. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:09:00
Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
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Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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