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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Possessobsessive
Created by: Redrover
Pronunciation: possess+obsessive
Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.
Etymology:
Clawsunkinoid
Created by: zebrahdh
Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid
Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.
Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.
Suffocelfish
Created by: wejommon15
Pronunciation: Suh-fih-kel-fish
Sentence: Confused Male: My girl refuses to gimme any time for myself. Friend: She sure is sufficelfish.
Etymology: Suffocate and selfish
Bunnyboilerism
Created by: Dougalistic
Pronunciation: Bun-nee-boil-er-is-mm
Sentence: "She just pushed him away and couldn't trust him at all for no reason. She was so jealous and controlling. She deffo had a bad case of bunnyboilerism."
Etymology: Clingy and possesive, unhinged overbearing psycho bitch of a girlfriend or boyfriend. (think fatal attraction)
Stealoving
Created by: TheUrbanRabbit
Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing
Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.
Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)
Barnagal
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: barn a gal
Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.
Etymology: barnacle + gal
Domijealous
Created by: legion
Pronunciation: (do-mi-jealous
Sentence: i cant believe you just said that in front of her, I was only admiring her necklace....how DOMIJEALOUS can ya be? (rhetorical)
Etymology: a blend of dominate and jealous. It immediately came to mind when i looked at the picture provided
Domimator
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: dom/i/mate/or
Sentence: Because of her insecurities, when she is in a relationship she needs to be a domimator. She domimates to the point of totally controlling and smothering her boyfriend.
Etymology: dominate + mate
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COMMENTS:
Wow ... what a word! Kind of kinky ... in more ways than one. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:09:00
Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
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Needleach
Created by: mommymug72
Pronunciation: need-leech
Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.
Etymology:
Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
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COMMENTS:
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
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Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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