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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Debouquetress
Created by: direwookiee
Pronunciation: Dee-bo-ket-tress (f) (Masculine: Debouqueter) Dee-bo-ket-ter
Sentence: My ex-girlfriend was such a debouquetress; she would never even let me look at other girls.
Etymology: "De" as a prefix, meaning anti. "bouquet" coming from the saying, or perhaps movie quote "Even if I've already had the wine, doesn't mean I cannot sample the bouquet." That's probably not word for word, but I have a bad memory.
Clawsunkinoid
Created by: zebrahdh
Pronunciation: Claw-sunk-in-oid
Sentence: He was unable to attend the bachelor party since his clawsunkinoid girlfriend figured there would be strippers there.
Etymology: Claws sunk in so deep that your practically a puppet.
Needleach
Created by: mommymug72
Pronunciation: need-leech
Sentence: My Wife is such a needleach I have to walk around with a cane and my eyes closed to keep her from thinking I am having an affair.
Etymology:
Barnagal
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: barn a gal
Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.
Etymology: barnacle + gal
Possessobsessive
Created by: Redrover
Pronunciation: possess+obsessive
Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.
Etymology:
Megalovemaniac
Created by: sharktrager
Pronunciation: ME-ga-LUV-MAY-KNEE-ac
Sentence: I always seem to end up in a relationship with a megalovemaniac. I have rope burn.
Etymology: From megalomaniac and love
Amonopolist
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: amuh-NOP-uhl-ist
Sentence: Roxie was such an amonopolist that she insisted that she and Bob shop together.
Etymology: Blend of "AM" love, loving; "AMA" together: and MONOPOLIST: one who seeks exclusive control.
Glomadomamatrix
Created by: silveryaspen
Pronunciation: glom-ah-dom-ah-nay-trix
Sentence: They were a perfect match, both of them were glomadomamatrixes, who lived hellishly in heavenly bliss with each other.
Etymology: Apologies to the two players who came up with glomimatrix and domimator ... I just built on those so that it combined the masculine and femenine qualities of both! My thanks to both of you word geniuses for being my inspiration for this definition!
Slovefish
Created by: bluenutria
Pronunciation: SLUV-fish
Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"
Etymology: Selfish + love
Monopolover
Created by: becksadoodles
Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er
Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.
Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
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