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DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.
Verboticisms
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Smotherlover
Created by: Mustang
Pronunciation: Smuthe - er - luv - er
Sentence: Mary Beth was so jealous of other women and was so watchful of Arnold's activities she had become a complete smotherlover.
Etymology: Smother and lover
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COMMENTS:
Wow ... powerful word! Those words with mother in them always are! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:23:00
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Monopoleyeser
Created by: bananabender
Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a
Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.
Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!
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COMMENTS:
Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00
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Affentionhog
Created by: libertybelle
Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg
Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.
Etymology: attention + affection + hog
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COMMENTS:
Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00
I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00
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Stealoving
Created by: TheUrbanRabbit
Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing
Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.
Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)
Glominatrix
Created by: Tigger
Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/
Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.
Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)
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COMMENTS:
Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00
Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00
Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00
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Slovefish
Created by: bluenutria
Pronunciation: SLUV-fish
Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"
Etymology: Selfish + love
Significantugher
Created by: Bullwinkle
Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er
Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.
Etymology: Play on "significant other"
Monopolover
Created by: becksadoodles
Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er
Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.
Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.
Barnagal
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: barn a gal
Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.
Etymology: barnacle + gal
Possessobsessive
Created by: Redrover
Pronunciation: possess+obsessive
Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.
Etymology:
Comments:
legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool
legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion
LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
Hi