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'Why were you looking at that girl?'

DEFINITION: A person who wants to monopolize all of someone's love and tries to prevent them from sharing it with others.

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Smotherlover

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: Smuthe - er - luv - er

Sentence: Mary Beth was so jealous of other women and was so watchful of Arnold's activities she had become a complete smotherlover.

Etymology: Smother and lover

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COMMENTS:

Wow ... powerful word! Those words with mother in them always are! - silveryaspen, 2008-01-11: 14:23:00

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Monopoleyeser

Created by: bananabender

Pronunciation: mon-op-ul-IZ-a

Sentence: Myrna was such a monopoleyeser that she threatened to dispense with Polly, her beloved pet parrot, simply because Dirk (the new unsuspecting boyfriend) offered it a cracker.

Etymology: monopolize + eyes. A play on the original meaning of monopolize. She demands that he only has eyes for her!

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COMMENTS:

Very clever! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-07: 18:14:00

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Affentionhog

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: ah-fen-shun-hawg

Sentence: Melissa is such an affentionhog that she even gets jealous if her boyfriend calls his own sister.

Etymology: attention + affection + hog

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COMMENTS:

Affection and attention in one word! Nice blend there. - Tigger, 2008-01-05: 02:41:00

I can see myself using this one. Nice! - bluenutria, 2008-01-05: 21:31:00

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Stealoving

Created by: TheUrbanRabbit

Pronunciation: Steel-luv-ing

Sentence: Tanya's been stealoving Jay since they started dating last week, poor guy.

Etymology: Steal + Loving (stealin' the love!)

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Glominatrix

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /glom-uh-ney'-triks/

Sentence: I couldn't even hug my sister without getting a scowl from Cindy, and she was such a glominatrix that she had to squeeze herself in between me and the dog, as soon as she saw me sit down on the couch next to him.

Etymology: [Or 'Glominator' - masculine form] glom - seize upon or latch onto something; 'glom onto' (slang, from Scottish, glaum "to snatch at") + dominatrix - dominating partner in a relationship, usu. feminine (Latin, dominātus & -trix/-tor)

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COMMENTS:

Yikes! KInky in more ways than one. Another good word. - silveryaspen, 2008-01-04: 12:11:00

libertybelle Brilliant! - libertybelle, 2008-01-04: 12:53:00

Another great word! - OZZIEBOB, 2008-01-06: 03:22:00

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Slovefish

Created by: bluenutria

Pronunciation: SLUV-fish

Sentence: "Stop being so slovefish; I was only asking her for directions!"

Etymology: Selfish + love

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Significantugher

Created by: Bullwinkle

Pronunciation: sig-nif-iacnt ugh'er

Sentence: My significantugher hates when I flirt.

Etymology: Play on "significant other"

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Monopolover

becksadoodles

Created by: becksadoodles

Pronunciation: ma-NOP-o-luv-er

Sentence: Woman: What are you looking at, Bob? Man: Ugh! Stop being such a monopolover, Jane.

Etymology: Monopoly+Lover.

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Barnagal

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: barn a gal

Sentence: Since she first set eyes on him, Sophie had become the barnagal to George's loveboat...one he could not scrape away.

Etymology: barnacle + gal

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Possessobsessive

Created by: Redrover

Pronunciation: possess+obsessive

Sentence: Marcia was a total possessobsessive when it came to her man and would not even let him talk to another woman when they were at parties.

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Comments:

legion - 2008-01-05: 16:56:00
hehe i love this word....very coool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:11:00
LOVEHAWK WOW....coooool

legion - 2008-01-05: 17:47:00
hey trinity.....you got a word yet....hehehehehe legion

LinDDuCiite LinDDuCiite - 2008-01-06: 05:33:00
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