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DEFINITION: To assert your right-of-way in traffic, even when it's stupidly dangerous to do so.
Verboticisms
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Driveritis
Created by: r0b0tj0n3z
Pronunciation: dry-ver-ight-iss
Sentence: Steve has driveritis tendencies
Etymology: driver, tendonitis?
Suicideswiped
Created by: Kyoti
Pronunciation: Soo-uh-side-swypte
Sentence: Even though Rocky saw the car ahead turning left in the center lane, he mashed the gas and swung around and nearly got us suicideswiped in the process.
Etymology: Suicide + sideswiped
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COMMENTS:
love it! - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-17: 12:13:00
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Vehism
Created by: yamishinyi
Pronunciation: vee-his-em
Sentence: His vehism helped aid in the accident.
Etymology: vehi- vehicle ism- noun
Nervyswerve
Created by: mplsbohemian
Pronunciation: NURV-ee-swurv
Sentence: Alex nervyswerved through rush-hour traffic to avoid being late to his girlfriend's house *again*.
Etymology: nervy + swerve
Termimotor
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: tur-mih-moh-tur
Sentence: As he began to termimotor down the road, he came to the conclusion that the rest of the driving public were idiots.
Etymology: The Terminator, motor
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COMMENTS:
hehehe - galwaywegian, 2007-07-17: 07:18:00
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Wreckspect
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: Wreck + spect
Sentence: He'll wreckspect a two-ton semi trailer to stop on a dime if it means getting the right of way!
Etymology: Wreck + expect
Brainpounding
Created by: puttputt
Pronunciation: braen pownding
Sentence: I was so upset with this traffic it was so brainpounding.
Etymology: to show anger or diffuculty understanding something.
Roadstupidity
Created by: leaffan001
Pronunciation: ro-od-stu-pid-i-te
Sentence: driving stupidly even though you think it is right
Etymology: comes from the word roadrage
Carwinism
Created by: jesster
Pronunciation: Car - win -ism
Sentence: George is a terrible driver. The fact that he has survived to the age of 35 and has two kids is clearly a complete failure of the theory of carwinism.
Etymology: Car (you know, a car) + Darwinism (the process of natural selection, by which unfit individuals are eliminated from the gene pool)
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COMMENTS:
Maybe we should be teaching the theory of careationism after all... - jesster, 2007-07-17: 13:16:00
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Idiodrive
Created by: Gladbags
Pronunciation: Ehd-E-Oh-Drive
Sentence: That idiodriver is going to cause a car accident!
Etymology:
Comments:
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:40:00
Wreckspect
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Eeek! I wasn't paying attention and I put my word in the wrong place - could you delete it for me, oh Mightiest of Verbotomists?
Osomatic - 2007-07-17: 00:44:00
Er... and the comment asking you to delete it. And, heh, this one too. I think I'm caught up now.
rikboyee - 2007-07-17: 01:00:00
aaahh...a bit of boxlexia i see
Kyoti - 2007-07-17: 11:12:00
La pequeña caja divertida.
MisUndrstd - 2007-07-17: 12:32:00
Yeah what Kyoti said!
Girljenta2006 - 2007-07-22: 11:27:00
Hi