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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Immorebilized

Created by: ScrabbledEgg

Pronunciation: im/mohr/buh/lahyzd

Sentence: His perfectionist tendencies left him completely and utterly immorebolized.

Etymology: immobilized + more

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Perfictionism

Created by: phonematode

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Sentence: Stymied by her own perfictionism, she kept letting go of Mr. Right in search of Mr. Unfreakinbelievable. Now in her 70's she can frequently be heard muttering "All good things come to those who wait..." to her half dozen cats.

Etymology: fiction + perfectionism

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COMMENTS:

The thing about spinsters- to quote Earlene White- "a woman who knows all the answers but has never been asked the question." Love the sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:59:00

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Dedicatience

Created by: younger

Pronunciation:

Sentence: She showed extreme dedicatience sitting through the entire performance which seemed to go on for hours.

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COMMENTS:

It's fun to say! - younger, 2007-09-11: 16:38:00

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Perfatience

Created by: pipipipipi

Pronunciation: per-fay-shents

Sentence: "His perfatience often hindered him in getting anything done"

Etymology: perfection and patience

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Hypnotimed

Created by: trace45

Pronunciation: hyp·no·tīmd'

Sentence: Jack was hypnotimed from playing video games because he got fired for not showing up at work.

Etymology: hypno + timed

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Stoiextracism

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: stoh-uh-ek-struh-siz-uhm

Sentence: He who hesitates or practices stoiextracism is lost.

Etymology: stoicism + extra

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COMMENTS:

Might be time for a stoiexorcism! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:25:00

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Waitorama

Created by: knele21

Pronunciation:

Sentence: i was willing to waitorama to get that girl

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Eternalretentive

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: e-turn-al-ree-tent-iv

Sentence: Penelope's eternalretention was so bad that it was being mimicked by her digestive system. It was always waiting for the perfect piece of cuisine - so she was fading away.

Etymology: anal retentive + eternity

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Ukillop

Created by: doig1394

Pronunciation: oo-kill-op

Sentence: the kid had a serious issue of ukillop

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