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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Apexpectation

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: a-PEX-pec-ta-shun

Sentence: At 40 years old, Barry was still apexpecting the girl of his dreams to find and fall in love with him. His mother, on the other hand, was just hoping he would move out.

Etymology: Apex (the pinnacle) and Expecting (a state of waiting in anticipation).

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Constiperformance

Created by: PeePaw00

Pronunciation: consta-performance

Sentence: In his life of constiperformance, he had no choice but to quit the band before their first paying gig.

Etymology: constipation + performance

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Eternalretentive

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: e-turn-al-ree-tent-iv

Sentence: Penelope's eternalretention was so bad that it was being mimicked by her digestive system. It was always waiting for the perfect piece of cuisine - so she was fading away.

Etymology: anal retentive + eternity

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Perfatience

Created by: pipipipipi

Pronunciation: per-fay-shents

Sentence: "His perfatience often hindered him in getting anything done"

Etymology: perfection and patience

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Ukillop

Created by: doig1394

Pronunciation: oo-kill-op

Sentence: the kid had a serious issue of ukillop

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Stoiextracism

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: stoh-uh-ek-struh-siz-uhm

Sentence: He who hesitates or practices stoiextracism is lost.

Etymology: stoicism + extra

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COMMENTS:

Might be time for a stoiexorcism! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:25:00

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Perfictionism

Created by: phonematode

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Sentence: Stymied by her own perfictionism, she kept letting go of Mr. Right in search of Mr. Unfreakinbelievable. Now in her 70's she can frequently be heard muttering "All good things come to those who wait..." to her half dozen cats.

Etymology: fiction + perfectionism

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COMMENTS:

The thing about spinsters- to quote Earlene White- "a woman who knows all the answers but has never been asked the question." Love the sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:59:00

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Pronauseastination

gazissax

Created by: gazissax

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Sentence: Evan was a classic ballcrastinator: he was often struck out for waiting for the ideal pitch.

Etymology: nausea=from ad nauseaum, to go on to the point of sickness; procrastination=to put off and off

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Hypnotimed

Created by: trace45

Pronunciation: hyp·no·tīmd'

Sentence: Jack was hypnotimed from playing video games because he got fired for not showing up at work.

Etymology: hypno + timed

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