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DEFINITION: A willingness to wait, forever if necessary, for the perfect opportunity; excessive patience.

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Perpetuism

Created by: Greatoak

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Alex stared at the cloud in a state of perpetuism. Waiting for it to dissolve.

Etymology: Perpetual

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Constipatience

Created by: VersaVice

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Etymology: patience + constipation, inspired by the saying "either sh*t, or get off the pot!"

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Justrightism

Created by: Lurky2000

Pronunciation: Just-Right-izm

Sentence: Justin was an extreme justrightist

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Perfictionism

Created by: phonematode

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Sentence: Stymied by her own perfictionism, she kept letting go of Mr. Right in search of Mr. Unfreakinbelievable. Now in her 70's she can frequently be heard muttering "All good things come to those who wait..." to her half dozen cats.

Etymology: fiction + perfectionism

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COMMENTS:

The thing about spinsters- to quote Earlene White- "a woman who knows all the answers but has never been asked the question." Love the sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:59:00

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Placidelay

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: plass + ih + dih + lay

Sentence: Some day my ship will come in - until that day, I placidelay.

Etymology: placid + delay

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Perfechance

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Created by: sparkles510

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The boy's perfechance caused him to wait for weeks to ask the girl out.

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Steadication

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: sted-i-key-shun

Sentence: Jean had unlimited steadication when it came to waiting for John's marrige proposal.

Etymology: steady + dedication

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COMMENTS:

very nice!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:22:00

Steady there! At least they're going steady. Good word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-09-11: 18:21:00

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Willtopatience

Created by: Janbo

Pronunciation: Pronounced in a continuous manner.

Sentence: His willtopatience is too great for his own good.

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Purpoise

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: purr-poiz

Sentence: In trying to create a verboticism to match today's verbinition, Bob was willing to wait with purpoise.

Etymology: A blend of purpose: a goal; the thing you want to achieve; and poise: a state of calmness, composure, self-controlled under strain or pressure.

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COMMENTS:

if Bob is a porpoise he would be a porpoise with a purpoise - Jabberwocky, 2007-09-11: 12:24:00

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Ukillop

Created by: doig1394

Pronunciation: oo-kill-op

Sentence: the kid had a serious issue of ukillop

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