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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Cocktale
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: cock-tale
Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.
Etymology: use your imagination.
Tryft
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: trift
Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!
Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)
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COMMENTS:
It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00
you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Piecemaker
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: peece/may/ker
Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker
Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)
Quickitch
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: quik.itsch
Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.
Etymology: quickie + to itch for
Breastowal
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: br east ow all
Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.
Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.
Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Bangthang
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: bang + thaneg
Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.
Etymology: Bang + Thang
Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token