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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Floozener

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner

Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.

Etymology: floozy + loosener

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Sexwrap

Created by: paintergrl1313

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.

Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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COMMENTS:

so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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COMMENTS:

You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Fornitoken

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn

Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.

Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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Phallentine

Created by: Discoveria

Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne

Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.

Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.

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COMMENTS:

Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00

it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00

OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00

Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00

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Nymphavor

Created by: havegate

Pronunciation: nymph favor

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Bangthang

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: bang + thaneg

Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.

Etymology: Bang + Thang

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Bootybooty

Created by: NohWoman

Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty

Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!

Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure

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