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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Bangthang
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: bang + thaneg
Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.
Etymology: Bang + Thang
Intimatoken
Created by: bailandi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.
Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.
Floozener
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner
Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.
Etymology: floozy + loosener
Sexpression
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun
Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.
Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Breastowal
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: br east ow all
Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.
Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.
Tryft
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: trift
Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!
Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)
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COMMENTS:
It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00
you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00
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Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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