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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Floozener
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner
Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.
Etymology: floozy + loosener
Lookforass
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: look for ass
Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!
Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple
Quickitch
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: quik.itsch
Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.
Etymology: quickie + to itch for
Domebauble
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el
Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.
Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)
Kisskringle
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul
Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle
Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss
Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Benequest
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When he benequested her with lingerie, his intentions became clear.
Etymology: Benefit: meaning added bonus, extras, favors, gravy, perk and Bequest: A gift or endowment
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COMMENTS:
very cute - wordnerd, 2007-02-14: 13:04:00
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Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Cocktale
Created by: mickey666
Pronunciation: cock-tale
Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.
Etymology: use your imagination.
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Piecemaker
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: peece/may/ker
Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker
Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)
Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
Bootybooty
Created by: NohWoman
Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty
Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!
Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure
Intimatoken
Created by: bailandi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.
Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.
Fornitoken
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn
Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.
Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)
Sensuoffer
Created by: ekath
Pronunciation: sen-sue-offer
Sentence: Thats a very nice sensuoffer he gave you. I hope you have an enjoyable evening.
Etymology: from sensual + offer
Sexpression
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun
Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.
Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)
Trinkettoride
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride
Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got
Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride
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COMMENTS:
I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00
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Coytoy
Created by: quippingqueen
Pronunciation: coy/toy
Sentence: The wayward winker approached his paramour with some trepidation as he handed her his coytoy (a posh pink pot), in the hopes that she would play "tiddlies" with him after work.
Etymology: coy + toy
Breastowal
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: br east ow all
Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.
Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.
Horninater
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor
Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!
Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen
Nookynite
Created by: wordnerd
Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite
Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.
Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown
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COMMENTS:
Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00
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Tryft
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: trift
Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!
Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)
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COMMENTS:
It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00
you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00
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Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Gimmacy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: gim/ma/cee
Sentence: The sociologist's paper was written about 'gimmacy', the need for humans to exchange gifts in order to attain intimacy.
Etymology: gimmick + intimacy
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COMMENTS:
great sentence and great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 10:55:00
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Hovenir
Created by: alphabetapolothology
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".
Etymology: ho & souvenir
Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Bangthang
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: bang + thaneg
Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.
Etymology: Bang + Thang
Sexbait
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: seks-beit
Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!
Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)
