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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Nookynite
Created by: wordnerd
Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite
Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.
Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown
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COMMENTS:
Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00
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Lookforass
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: look for ass
Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!
Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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