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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Trinkettoride
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride
Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got
Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride
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COMMENTS:
I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00
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Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Horninater
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor
Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!
Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Gimmacy
Created by: Stevenson0
Pronunciation: gim/ma/cee
Sentence: The sociologist's paper was written about 'gimmacy', the need for humans to exchange gifts in order to attain intimacy.
Etymology: gimmick + intimacy
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COMMENTS:
great sentence and great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 10:55:00
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