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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Sexpression

Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: sex-preh-shun

Sentence: The see-through plumber's uniform that Jack gave to Rachel was a sexpression that she did not appreciate.

Etymology: sex + expression (of desire)

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Sexchange

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: seks-chaynj

Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.

Etymology: sex + exchange

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COMMENTS:

did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00

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Domebauble

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el

Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.

Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)

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Breastowal

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: br east ow all

Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.

Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Cocktale

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: cock-tale

Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.

Etymology: use your imagination.

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Fornitoken

DaddyNewt

Created by: DaddyNewt

Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn

Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.

Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)

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Trinkettoride

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride

Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got

Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride

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COMMENTS:

I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00

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Kisskringle

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul

Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle

Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss

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