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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Whayorewa
Created by: adbern
Pronunciation: whee-or-you-wha
Sentence: i can read minds, so i give always whayorewa.
Etymology: WHAt YOu REally WAnt
Fornitoken
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn
Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.
Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)
Horninater
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor
Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!
Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen
Bootybooty
Created by: NohWoman
Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty
Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!
Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Trinkettoride
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride
Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got
Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride
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COMMENTS:
I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00
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Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Bangthang
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: bang + thaneg
Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.
Etymology: Bang + Thang
Domebauble
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el
Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.
Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)
Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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