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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Orgizmo

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: orr giz mow

Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".

Etymology: orgasm, gizmo

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COMMENTS:

sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

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Flirtribution

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun

Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.

Etymology: flirt+contribution

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Shagseducers

Created by: kbones

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Hovenir

Created by: alphabetapolothology

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".

Etymology: ho & souvenir

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Piecemaker

Created by: porsche

Pronunciation: peece/may/ker

Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker

Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)

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Lookforass

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: look for ass

Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!

Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple

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Nookynite

wordnerd

Created by: wordnerd

Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite

Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.

Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown

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COMMENTS:

Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00

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Boffering

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring

Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."

Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering

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COMMENTS:

You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00

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Bangthang

Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: bang + thaneg

Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.

Etymology: Bang + Thang

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Tryft

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: trift

Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!

Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)

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COMMENTS:

petaj It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00

you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00

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