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'I know what you were thinking when you got me this!'

DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.

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Sexent

Created by: BMott

Pronunciation: sex - unt

Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!

Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present

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Shagseducers

Created by: kbones

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Lookforass

Created by: aj3131

Pronunciation: look for ass

Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!

Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple

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Horninater

Created by: bettyann9

Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor

Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!

Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen

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Orgizmo

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: orr giz mow

Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".

Etymology: orgasm, gizmo

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COMMENTS:

sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00

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Cocktale

Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: cock-tale

Sentence: As he handed her the cocktale, she knew exactly what he had in mind.

Etymology: use your imagination.

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Bootybooty

Created by: NohWoman

Pronunciation: say it fast... bootybooty

Sentence: On their special day, John gave Dan a pair of hotpants. Now that's some bootybooty!

Etymology: "Booty" alone would work, too. Booty: ass, action, sexual activity or the body parts involved Booty: loot, treasure

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Tryft

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: trift

Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!

Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)

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COMMENTS:

petaj It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00

you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00

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Eroffering

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/

Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.

Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing

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so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00

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Breastowal

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: br east ow all

Sentence: Janice knew that Mike would love her breastowal, it was a guaranteed hit giving him a geek toy.

Etymology: from breast, as in heart felt and from the breast and bestowal.

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