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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Tryft
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: trift
Sentence: Thankyou for the tryft. I'll meet you at the usual place!
Etymology: tryst (assignation esp. for love affair) + gift (present)
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COMMENTS:
It would be perfect if only I could see it in a font with those old-fashioned effs that look like esses. - petaj, 2007-02-14: 04:03:00
you're right petaj - very subtle and very clever - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 09:38:00
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Trinkettoride
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: trin/ket/too/ride
Sentence: He's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride - he's got a trinkettoride and he don't care ...what any one else got
Etymology: trinket + ticket to ride
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COMMENTS:
I was looking for a word to describe those wilted flowers. Thanks! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:28:00
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Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Benequest
Created by: Mobelia
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When he benequested her with lingerie, his intentions became clear.
Etymology: Benefit: meaning added bonus, extras, favors, gravy, perk and Bequest: A gift or endowment
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COMMENTS:
very cute - wordnerd, 2007-02-14: 13:04:00
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Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Floozener
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner
Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.
Etymology: floozy + loosener
Quickitch
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: quik.itsch
Sentence: "Don't open it now", he smiled, "wait until tonight - I'll make a fire, we'll open a bottle of wine, and ..." - "Is it a quickitch?" she asked.
Etymology: quickie + to itch for
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Nookynite
Created by: wordnerd
Pronunciation: noo-kee-nite
Sentence: Harry laughed at Sylvia's blush when she opened her nookynite gift.
Etymology: nooky-slang-sexual pleasure;enjoyment. nite-late evening;sundown
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COMMENTS:
Nice word... I think I will try giving nookynite to my sweetheart. You know, for valentines day... - wordmeister, 2007-02-15: 23:47:00
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