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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Bangthang
Created by: ahwinters
Pronunciation: bang + thaneg
Sentence: The package looked innocuous enough, who could possible guess the crochless panties were a bangthang for Cynthia.
Etymology: Bang + Thang
Floozener
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: floo-zen-ner
Sentence: He gave her a little floozener but it didn't work out as expected. She just slapped him.
Etymology: floozy + loosener
Intimatoken
Created by: bailandi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.
Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.
Sexwrap
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Those sexy panties make a good sexwrap.
Etymology: like giftwrap, but with sex.
Kisskringle
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul
Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle
Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss
Eroffering
Created by: ErWenn
Pronunciation: /i-'rä-f&r-"i[ng]/
Sentence: It was supposed to be an eroffering, but in the end, it just creeped her out.
Etymology: From ero- (love/lust) + offer + -ing
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COMMENTS:
so that's what the Er in ErWenn stands for!! - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:26:00
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Hovenir
Created by: alphabetapolothology
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".
Etymology: ho & souvenir
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Sexbait
Created by: allwise
Pronunciation: seks-beit
Sentence: It was valentines so Sherman bought a whole bunch of red roses and gave them to all the ladies at the office as sexbait. This year he was determined to get some!
Etymology: sex + bait (how specific do you want it?)
