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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Phallentine
Created by: Discoveria
Pronunciation: Fahll-lent-tyne
Sentence: Phil's suspiciously shaped silver corncob (with a gold apple on each side) was a very suggestive phallentine to give to his girlfriend Phoebe.
Etymology: Phallus + valentine. Phallus: symbolic penis. Valentine: well, it's Valentine's Day today.
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COMMENTS:
Superb! - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 08:59:00
it would make a funny arrow for cupid - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-14: 12:17:00
OMG Jabberwocky! What a wonderfully, brilliant, deviant sense of humor you have! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:14:00
Discoveria - a very creative word, with a great sentence! - purpleartichokes, 2007-02-14: 18:21:00
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Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
Sexent
Created by: BMott
Pronunciation: sex - unt
Sentence: Tony gave Amber a sexant at the office which made her blush from her toes to her nose!
Etymology: Sex - procreation or sheer fun ent - from present
Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Hovenir
Created by: alphabetapolothology
Pronunciation:
Sentence: The note attached to the hovenir he gave said "You wanna?".
Etymology: ho & souvenir
Intimatoken
Created by: bailandi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.
Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.
Domebauble
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: do-me-bob-el
Sentence: Dave hoped Jan would like his domebauble gift of crotchless panties.
Etymology: do me - (as in the matress mambo) + bauble (a trinket)
Piecemaker
Created by: porsche
Pronunciation: peece/may/ker
Sentence: A Valentine gift is a great piecemaker
Etymology: peace maker + piece (as in peice of ...)
Boffering
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: baw-fur-ring
Sentence: When she opened the boffering of chocolates and handcuffs, Sue realized that Bob wanted more than just "someone to talk to."
Etymology: boff (slang for sex), offering
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COMMENTS:
You are on a roll!! Great word. - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:07:00
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Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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