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DEFINITION: n. A special type of gift, usually exchanged between partners, paramours and other mutual admirers, which is used to signal a desire for physical intimacy.
Verboticisms
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Fornitoken
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: fawr-ni-toh-kuhn
Sentence: Daisy got plenty of fornitokens from the guys in shipping.
Etymology: fornicate(to engage in sexual intercourse) + token(something serving to represent some fact, event, felling, etc.)
Horninater
Created by: bettyann9
Pronunciation: horn-in-a-tor
Sentence: Holy smokes that 10 inch dildo Jeff got me was a true horninator!
Etymology: Horny + inator=generic term for making something happen
Orgizmo
Created by: galwaywegian
Pronunciation: orr giz mow
Sentence: "If they give each other one more orgizmo", she snapped, "i'll use their by now extensive collection of latex to strangle them both".
Etymology: orgasm, gizmo
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COMMENTS:
sorry, I already used my vote's but this one was great! - allwise, 2007-02-15: 03:05:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
same here, I like it. - w5lf9s, 2007-02-18: 14:50:00
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Sexchange
Created by: chris
Pronunciation: seks-chaynj
Sentence: As Rupert opened Melanie's present to him, he felt consumed with lust; they had often swapped gifts before, but this was the first time they had sexchanged them.
Etymology: sex + exchange
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COMMENTS:
did that mean he got the flowers and she got a tie? :) - Alchemist, 2007-02-14: 06:06:00
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Intimatoken
Created by: bailandi
Pronunciation:
Sentence: I knew it was serious when I recieved his intimatoken work.
Etymology: Combination of intimacy and token.
Kisskringle
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: kiss-kring-gul
Sentence: slowly she turned to look at him with a come-hither grin and a saucy demeanor..it was then that he knew he'd done well with his kisskringle
Etymology: kris kringle [x-mas gift swapping], kiss
Lookforass
Created by: aj3131
Pronunciation: look for ass
Sentence: I love the lookforass you gave me!!!
Etymology: the dude is looking for some ass.....so i just kept it simple
Lustoken
Created by: Alchemist
Pronunciation: LUS-tok-ehn
Sentence: Tad was a little shy about giving Leia edible underpants for Valentines day, but when she gleefully accepted his lustoken, he knew it was going to be a memorable evening
Etymology: lust + token
Presensual
Created by: iwasatripwire
Pronunciation: prez-en-tu-al
Sentence:
Etymology: present + sensual
Flirtribution
Created by: babel
Pronunciation: flur-tri-bew-shun
Sentence: From her horrified reaction Mark guessed that the pack of condoms was not the flirtribution Jenny was hoping for.
Etymology: flirt+contribution
