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'Man! That's strong!'

DEFINITION: To return to the gym after a long layoff to discover that your muscles may be weak, but that your sweat is still strong.

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Sweatstrong

Created by: riomarde

Pronunciation: sweat/strong

Sentence: I badly need a shower after that sweatstrong workout.

Etymology: strong + sweat

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Streo

Created by: missmurder

Pronunciation: stree-oh

Sentence: The man was surprised when he found out he had streo.

Etymology: strong+body oder

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Exerstenchal

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: ex-err-stench-ul

Sentence: after the session at the gym proved exerstenchal, he wondered if there was any meaning left in working out

Etymology: exercise, stench, existential

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COMMENTS:

Then he camuserated with his friends and said he had to sartre out his nietzsche for exerstenchal workouts. They advised him to never let his kierkegaard down. - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:14:00

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Experspise

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: EHKS-pur-spize

Sentence: Alex's girlfriend wouldn't hug him, because the results of his experspise were visually evident from ten feet away--and aromatically evident from twenty.

Etymology: excerise + perspire

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Perspithetic

Created by: administraitor

Pronunciation: per-spee-thet-ic

Sentence: His eyes red and raw from having sand kicked into them, Howard finally returned to Joe’s Gym, only to find that his perspithetic efforts on the weight machine caused him more embarrassment than he’d felt on the beach!

Etymology: perspire + pathetic

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Stenchpress

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

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COMMENTS:

A google search tells me rikboyee came up with this word before I did. But it's not on the list anymore. Verbotomy allowed me to enter it. Are we losing words? - ChristopherAndersen, 2007-08-01: 00:23:00

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Flattieohfatty

Created by: rubyshine

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Extink

Created by: radiogirl

Pronunciation: eks'tINk

Sentence: It turned out I had to take a very long bath after my extinking session.

Etymology: EXercise STINK extinct (of muscles ;)

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Stairschlepper

Created by: kabloozie

Pronunciation: stare-shlep-per

Sentence: Workout? After a week of watching reruns and eating snickerdoodles I can barely manage a stairschlepper.

Etymology: stairstepper + schlepp (a yiddish word meaning 'to drag'

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Aeromacise

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: Air-oh-muh-size

Sentence: I tried to impress the ladies with my deltoid crunches, but only managed to aeromacise profusely until someone called the pest control company to check for rodents in the walls.

Etymology: Aerobics + aroma + exercise

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COMMENTS:

very funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-26: 14:22:00

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