Verboticisms

Created by: StephLeeY

Pronunciation: rejoo-veh-rank

Sentence: It had been so long since he last exercised, he was entirely rejuviranked 15 minutes into his workout.

Etymology: rejuvinate, rank as in rancid

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Created by: inscho

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Created by: mrskellyscl

Pronunciation: sweat-shocks

Sentence: Marvin had sweatshocks when he tried to return to the gym after several years and discovered that not only were his days as a chick magnet and male model over, but he smelled like old sneakers.

Etymology: wordplay on sweatsocks

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How sweat it is... - Nosila, 2009-08-13: 11:47:00

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: pow-er-spyr

Sentence: Phew, I need to do something about the powerspiration odor. Hand me that Lysol and bleach.

Etymology: power - strong spiration - from perspiration

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Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: ex-a-stink-shun

Sentence: Garry realised why he'd stopped exercising all those years ago when he went back to the gym. He felt exerstinked, feeling exhausted and smelling like someone had died.

Etymology: exertion + stink + extinct

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Created by: Madamemojo

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Created by: mweinmann

Pronunciation: ex - ur - spire

Sentence: Lonnie went to the gym to exerspire. The only obvious change in his flabby physique was the odorous sweat that poured off his body.

Etymology: exercise, perspire

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Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: day-zha-FEW

Sentence: Jim could blow the dust off his track suit and rub the mold off his Nikes, but he couldn't shake the odor of dejaphew.

Etymology: deja vu + phew

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Very good! - wordmeister, 2007-01-09: 19:00:00

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Created by: greengoddess

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Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /wus-'pIr/

Sentence: Lee came back from his jog soaking wet, giving the impression that it'd been an intense workout, but given that he'd only gone to the mailbox and back, it was just wuspiration.

Etymology: From wuss + perspire

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Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation: fit na swet

Sentence: alex's fitnasweat made him unapealing to the ladies, forcing him to work out even more. Soon enough, he experienced goalure. he worked himself to hard and died of dehydration.

Etymology: fitness + sweat = fitnasweat

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SIMPLE SOLUTION: USE DEODERANT - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 21:28:00

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Created by: opiepac

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Created by: josje

Pronunciation: stinkybinky

Sentence: After your workout you need to shower, because if you don´t your are a Stinkybinky.

Etymology: Stinking and bink as in big man.

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Created by: swamilasorda

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Created by: natheist

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Sentence: He was expecting the workout to energize his metabolism, but to reodorize was a complete surprise!

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Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: bee oh gurr

Sentence: Francis is the worst person to have as a wingman; he is such a beeogre that his stench sends the girls running.

Etymology: B.O. (body odour), Ogre

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Be odorific! - Nosila, 2009-08-14: 00:48:00

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Created by: kankamuso

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Sentence: His flabby arms reminded him about his weaksuding problem. Them and his girlfriend Virginia, who was laying on the floor, asphyxiating in a cloud of stench.

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Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: in-fur-men-shun

Sentence: Infermention is present in many cases of resolution-gym-joiners because they smell terrible and have not worked out in two months.

Etymology: intervention + ferment (= gross)

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- erasmus, 2007-01-09: 11:07:00

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Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: soo-door-if-eeb-ul

Sentence: The personal trainers smirked to each other as yet another sudorifeeble walked through the gym doors in early January. Full of optimistic resolution, the dolts would sign up to a year's membership. But their feeble exercise attempts would only exert their sudoriferous glands.

Etymology: sudoriferous (bearing or secreting sweat) + feeble

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Created by: IanArcher

Pronunciation: PUN'-jin-train

Sentence: So was pungentraining at the gym, and no one dared to come within 10 feet of me. It was awesome!

Etymology: from "pungent" and "train," and sounds eerily like "Pontchartrain."

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jimnastinks

Sentence: Harry returned his athletic club after a sizable hiatus. His gymnastinks made it clear that he would have all the room he needed.

Etymology: gymnastics (exercises developing or displaying physical agility and coordination) + stink (a strong unpleasant smell)

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reek fiz eek

Sentence: Rico went to the gym to seek, a more sleek physique. But it was bleak...he caused ladies to shriek and chaos did he wreak. His glands caused their eyes to leak and another gym seek. Poor Rico was not meek and his efforts gave him a reekphysique. He wanted to be chic and look like a Golden God Greek, so he went to the Plastic Surgery Boutique. They gave him a tweak and he is longer a freak. All the girls want a peek at his new physique. The motto he now can speak is No Sweat!

Etymology: Reek (a distinctive odor that is offensively unpleasant; to smell badly and offensively) & Physique (alternative names for the body of a human being;constitution of the human body)

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Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk band - mrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 10:05:00

Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk band - mrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 11:26:00

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Created by: fanoog

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Created by: BrakX

Pronunciation: stale frail

Sentence: hitting the gym hard after a year break left him with only stalefrail

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: kal/uh/stench/iks

Sentence: Calistenchic workouts are part of the regiment to get back into shape after a long lay off.

Etymology: calisthenics + stench

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Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: flab-ber-size

Sentence: Bill found that his early workouts after his long absence were flabbercise.

Etymology: flab + exercise

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiməsīd

Sentence: As Joyce approached the club she wondered why there was such a mass exodus. She soon found out that Ralph had returned after a year\\\'s absence. He had convinced himself that he no longer needed the prescription deodorant his doctor given him and that the best way to get his pauncheesy body back into shape was to enroll in the zazzercise class. In doing so he almost committed gymicide.

Etymology: gym (a gymnasium) + homicide (murder)

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Created by: Koekbroer

Pronunciation: soo-per-stink-ee-is

Sentence: Wow, that guy has more stench than strength. He is superstinkious!

Etymology: super + stink + supercilious

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Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: per-spur-ass-per-A-shun

Sentence: Though Bob's six-pack had atrophied into a keg, his perspiraspiration was quite strong.

Etymology: perspiration, aspiration

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: pee oo spir ay ter

Sentence: When Omar went to the gym, he never had to worry about being crowded out by other fitness buffs. He was such a strong peeuwspirater that people soon left him to his own personal force field to repel nearness to his exertions.

Etymology: Pee-ew (exclamation for a stinky smell) & Perspiration (sweat)

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Created by: Stump

Pronunciation: Lim/berg/erg/wid/ness

Sentence: Tim's limbergerguidness after five minutes on the treadmill was a give away he wasn't keeping in shape.

Etymology: From that smelliest of cheeses - Limberger and languidness

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Created by: chris

Pronunciation: paw-paw

Sentence: After ten minutes of exercise, Damian had pourpored so much that his clothes were soaked and stank. How come water could smell so bad?

Etymology: pour (to flow from) + pore (hole in the skin)

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Created by: goldenspeechy

Pronunciation: mee-k-ree-k

Sentence: Having spent the entire Christmas break devouring turkey whilst locked in the house without deodorant, Charles knew that he would have to meekreek his flabby ass back to the gym asap.

Etymology: Meek - poor, weak muscles. Reek - stink. Eugh.

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: bettys wall ocks

Sentence: Dave new that damp feeling. It was bettyswollocks. He needed a shower.

Etymology: from an old playground play on words that was sweaty bollocks.

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Created by: timmy

Pronunciation: Im getting a cold from all this sweat

Sentence: Imgettingacoldfromallthissweat.

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Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: REH-trow-funk

Sentence: After only 2 minutes on the heavy bag, Bobby was redolent with that old magic retrofunk. Cool!

Etymology: Retro + funk

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Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: Li-bi-nast

Sentence: Hey man, I'm a libinast

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Created by: evhershey

Pronunciation: ouch-dor-fins

Sentence: After the holidays I had a workout that flooded my system ouchdorphines

Etymology: ouch + (en)dorphines

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: stench/bench

Sentence: After a year long absence from bar bells and bench presses, Sam knew his sweat glands and precious pectorals needed a stenchbench workout.

Etymology: stench + bench

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Created by: ravivalon

Pronunciation: mis-concept-per-spiration

Sentence: The warm good feeling of making the right choice by taking the “extreme body workout class” was fading quickly. Lara knew she can’t leave the room just 5 minutes after the class started. Obviously she had a misconceperspiration of what her body was capable of.

Etymology: misconception + perspiration.

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Created by: sarach

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Created by: sirshade

Pronunciation: glan/dusk/u/lare/i/tee

Sentence: the glanduscularity for cubicle worker john, was fierce!

Etymology: a combination of gland (as in sweat glands) and muscularity

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Created by: regan

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Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: flah-BEE-o

Sentence: Bob's girlfriend refused to hug him when he returned from his first trip back to the gym because of his flabio.

Etymology: Flabby + B.O.

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Created by: UncleDig

Pronunciation: ree-swet

Sentence: damn - smell that?? that's my resweat.

Etymology: re - to repeat a prior action, + sweat

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: uh-ROM-un-a-ter

Sentence: Upon his return to the gym and his old workout routine, Vince's workout partners quickly learned that the stench of body odor he was giving off made him a particularly repulsive and very unlikeable aromanator.

Etymology: Blend of the words 'aroma' and 'emanate' and is a play on the word 'terminator' from a movie with that title.

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Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: pit/pahng

Sentence: He was the pitpong champion of the gym, marginally stronger than Forrest Gump (whew!!)

Etymology: pit + ping pong

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Created by: ahwinters

Pronunciation: purse-per-ahmp-lih-fih-ca-shun

Sentence: His perspiramplification prevented him from going full out to get "ripped."

Etymology: Perspire + Amplification

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: purs per ay strong

Sentence: When Harry retured to the gym, he attacked the equipment with gusto. He figured if he worked out vigorously, he could shed weight twice as fast. The only thing Harry managed to do was sweat twice as much. In fact he was a perspirastrong...of perspihurculean proportions. Sadly, they just don't make deodorants that strong...

Etymology: Perspiration (salty fluid secreted by sweat glands) & Strong(having strength or power greater than average or expected)

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Created by: sir67

Pronunciation: ab naw shush

Sentence: Ten minutes on the treadmill and Bob becomes the most abnauseous person I know.

Etymology: ab - abdomen / nauseous - revolting / based on obnoxious

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Created by: blaghaus

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Created by: vixphilia

Pronunciation: PERS-pee-REN-gth

Sentence: Dude, you've got a serious case of extreme perspirength. Hit the showers now!

Etymology: Agglutination of "Perspiration" and "Strength"

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Created by: chofu67

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: reekaʊt

Sentence: He can't do many situps and not that many laps around the track but what Billy can do better than anybody else at the gym is sweat. His daily reekout can clear a room faster than a fire drill. After just a few minutes of huffing and puffing he looks like he jogged through the shower.

Etymology: reek (to smell strongly and unpleasantly) + workout (a structured regime of physical exercise)

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: stench-press

Sentence: After work he decided to stenchpress for at least half an hour

Etymology: stench, benchpress

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Good one! - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-09: 06:57:00

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Created by: sodium

Pronunciation: hurt-speur-ray-shun

Sentence: Phoebe's sore muscles reminded her that for a few more weeks, her New Year's resolution was going to consist of a lot of hurtspiration.

Etymology: Hurt + perspiration

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Created by: artistformerlyknownasriffdaddy

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Sentence: Having recently recommitted himself to going to the gym, mesabooger suffered from a severe case of atrophiglandulosis.

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Created by: mugglesport

Pronunciation: sin-till-ate

Sentence: I haven't been to the gym in 2 months. I'm going to really scentillate after I work out today.

Etymology: From the words "scent" and "scintillate" which means to "sparkle, shine, or glisten"...because of sweat, perhaps.

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- mugglesport, 2007-01-09: 16:56:00

who were you at the other place again? - IanArcher, 2007-01-09: 17:04:00

Same name - mugglesport, 2007-01-09: 17:10:00

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Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: oh-tro-fee

Sentence: No amount of deodorant helps my uncle Bob when he's suffering from serious odtrophy

Etymology: From the words 'odor' and 'atrophy'

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Created by: mickey666

Pronunciation: smelleetubbee

Sentence: His expanding waistline and less than pleasing armpit aroma was all that was needed to confirm a severe case of smellytubby.

Etymology: smelly = lacking fragrance tubby = corpulent

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Created by: SoldParadise

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Created by: bondfool

Pronunciation: stench-tray-ning

Sentence: I did some stench-training today after lifting fifteen pounds! Per arm!

Etymology: A play on "strength training."

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Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: flab-er-blast

Sentence: Tyrone's mates were flabberblasted when he peeled off his t-shirt following his first post-Christmas workout.

Etymology: flab (soft body tissue) blast (violent gust) as in flabbergast (to overwhelm with shock)

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Created by: lebeast

Pronunciation: per-spah-nate-er

Sentence: Tho harmless physically, The Perspanator was known for taking out the strongest of men with his pungent B.O. 'He'll be back'

Etymology: perspire+termanator

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Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: a-tro-st-ank

Sentence: My, do I feel weak; were it not for my awe-inspiring astrostranking, I might not even know I worked out.

Etymology: Atrophy + Stankosity = Atrostank

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