Verboticisms

Created by: UncleDig

Pronunciation: ree-swet

Sentence: damn - smell that?? that's my resweat.

Etymology: re - to repeat a prior action, + sweat

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Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: stench-press

Sentence: After work he decided to stenchpress for at least half an hour

Etymology: stench, benchpress

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COMMENTS:

Good one! - purpleartichokes, 2007-01-09: 06:57:00

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: reek fiz eek

Sentence: Rico went to the gym to seek, a more sleek physique. But it was bleak...he caused ladies to shriek and chaos did he wreak. His glands caused their eyes to leak and another gym seek. Poor Rico was not meek and his efforts gave him a reekphysique. He wanted to be chic and look like a Golden God Greek, so he went to the Plastic Surgery Boutique. They gave him a tweak and he is longer a freak. All the girls want a peek at his new physique. The motto he now can speak is No Sweat!

Etymology: Reek (a distinctive odor that is offensively unpleasant; to smell badly and offensively) & Physique (alternative names for the body of a human being;constitution of the human body)

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COMMENTS:

Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk band - mrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 10:05:00

Sounds like a great name for a grunge/punk band - mrskellyscl, 2009-08-13: 11:26:00

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Created by: kumza

Pronunciation: bee oh gurr

Sentence: Francis is the worst person to have as a wingman; he is such a beeogre that his stench sends the girls running.

Etymology: B.O. (body odour), Ogre

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COMMENTS:

Be odorific! - Nosila, 2009-08-14: 00:48:00

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Created by: SoldParadise

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Created by: Carla

Pronunciation: soo-door-if-eeb-ul

Sentence: The personal trainers smirked to each other as yet another sudorifeeble walked through the gym doors in early January. Full of optimistic resolution, the dolts would sign up to a year's membership. But their feeble exercise attempts would only exert their sudoriferous glands.

Etymology: sudoriferous (bearing or secreting sweat) + feeble

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Created by: Madamemojo

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Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: stench/bench

Sentence: After a year long absence from bar bells and bench presses, Sam knew his sweat glands and precious pectorals needed a stenchbench workout.

Etymology: stench + bench

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Created by: hamburgerman

Pronunciation: fit na swet

Sentence: alex's fitnasweat made him unapealing to the ladies, forcing him to work out even more. Soon enough, he experienced goalure. he worked himself to hard and died of dehydration.

Etymology: fitness + sweat = fitnasweat

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COMMENTS:

SIMPLE SOLUTION: USE DEODERANT - hamburgerman, 2009-08-20: 21:28:00

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: jiməsīd

Sentence: As Joyce approached the club she wondered why there was such a mass exodus. She soon found out that Ralph had returned after a year\\\'s absence. He had convinced himself that he no longer needed the prescription deodorant his doctor given him and that the best way to get his pauncheesy body back into shape was to enroll in the zazzercise class. In doing so he almost committed gymicide.

Etymology: gym (a gymnasium) + homicide (murder)

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