Verboticisms

Created by: sirshade

Pronunciation: glan/dusk/u/lare/i/tee

Sentence: the glanduscularity for cubicle worker john, was fierce!

Etymology: a combination of gland (as in sweat glands) and muscularity

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: purs per ay strong

Sentence: When Harry retured to the gym, he attacked the equipment with gusto. He figured if he worked out vigorously, he could shed weight twice as fast. The only thing Harry managed to do was sweat twice as much. In fact he was a perspirastrong...of perspihurculean proportions. Sadly, they just don't make deodorants that strong...

Etymology: Perspiration (salty fluid secreted by sweat glands) & Strong(having strength or power greater than average or expected)

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Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: flab-er-blast

Sentence: Tyrone's mates were flabberblasted when he peeled off his t-shirt following his first post-Christmas workout.

Etymology: flab (soft body tissue) blast (violent gust) as in flabbergast (to overwhelm with shock)

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Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: kal/uh/stench/iks

Sentence: Calistenchic workouts are part of the regiment to get back into shape after a long lay off.

Etymology: calisthenics + stench

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: reekaʊt

Sentence: He can't do many situps and not that many laps around the track but what Billy can do better than anybody else at the gym is sweat. His daily reekout can clear a room faster than a fire drill. After just a few minutes of huffing and puffing he looks like he jogged through the shower.

Etymology: reek (to smell strongly and unpleasantly) + workout (a structured regime of physical exercise)

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Created by: josje

Pronunciation: stinkybinky

Sentence: After your workout you need to shower, because if you don´t your are a Stinkybinky.

Etymology: Stinking and bink as in big man.

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Created by: FionaMin

Pronunciation: flah-BEE-o

Sentence: Bob's girlfriend refused to hug him when he returned from his first trip back to the gym because of his flabio.

Etymology: Flabby + B.O.

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Created by: kankamuso

Pronunciation:

Sentence: His flabby arms reminded him about his weaksuding problem. Them and his girlfriend Virginia, who was laying on the floor, asphyxiating in a cloud of stench.

Etymology:

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Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: oh-tro-fee

Sentence: No amount of deodorant helps my uncle Bob when he's suffering from serious odtrophy

Etymology: From the words 'odor' and 'atrophy'

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Created by: themeanreds

Pronunciation: a-tro-st-ank

Sentence: My, do I feel weak; were it not for my awe-inspiring astrostranking, I might not even know I worked out.

Etymology: Atrophy + Stankosity = Atrostank

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