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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption.

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Aphrobesiac

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Af-row-bee-see-ac

Sentence: "This pickle, tomato, and peanut butter sandwich proved to be a surprising Aphrobesiac," said Jerry. "But subway was there to rescue me!"

Etymology: Aphrodisiac (a food that gives one pleasure) + obese (overweight)

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COMMENTS:

very clever Ziggy - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 14:30:00

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Gourmandelection

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: gor man del ekshun

Sentence: I’ve guarded these grounds with my life, these ladles my cross to bear. I’ve been long ignored as the source wonderful gourmandelection, but soon they will understand what it means to be King Cook Sullivan. Other city-states will cower in fear beneath my chocolate mango flan! My wrath in form of buffalo, hot as death!

Etymology: gourmand + delection (plus it sounds naughty)

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Carbohydration

Created by: MisUndrstd

Pronunciation: K-ar-bo-hi-dray-sion

Sentence: My cousin Vinnie (you know from the Bronx) has become addicted to sugary drinks. Thus leading us to believe the only thing keeping him alive is his ability to carbohydrate himself.

Etymology: Carbohydrates+ hydration= Carbohydration. The ability to drink vast amounts of sugary drinks!

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Gorgegasm

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Gorj - gasm

Sentence: She took a bite of the coconut cream pie. Her eyes closed, and the rapt expression that crossed her face made it clear that she was in the throes of an intense gorgegasm.

Etymology: Gorge (to grossly overeat) + orgasm (need I define that one?)

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COMMENTS:

Great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 14:33:00

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Sucroverdose

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: sook + rover + dose

Sentence: What can I tell you, once in a while I've gotta get a dozen Krispy Kremes and surcroverdose.

Etymology: sucrose + overdose

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COMMENTS:

Nice verb! - Dboozer, 2007-07-11: 21:58:00

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Sacchasavour

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: sak-ah-save-r

Sentence: Whenever he was in a sacchsavouring mood, he asked his friends to perform a ritual for him. They would place several doughnuts sticky side down, all over his face. He'd lay there for a while hoping the sugar would absorb into his skin before he devoured them one by one.

Etymology: saccharine + savour

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Insullust

Created by: ladyhelm

Pronunciation: in-sul-lust

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Etymology: Insulin & Lust

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COMMENTS:

ha - ladyhelm, 2007-07-15: 18:07:00

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Fornicane

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: for/ni/cane

Sentence: Whenever he saw a donut shop, thoughts of fornicaning possessed his brain.

Etymology: fornicate + (sugar) cane

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Sweet! - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 08:17:00

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Shaksex

Created by: jnine29

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Sucralove

Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: s-oo-k-r-uh-l-uh-v

Sentence: Angelia felt a wave of sucralove hit her as she took a bite of the sugar coated doughnut.

Etymology: sucralose+love

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Comments:

mplsbohemian - 2007-07-10: 10:29:00
I had thought of this one and passed. Great minds think alike. :)