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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption.

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Sucralove

Created by: weareallbeautiful

Pronunciation: s-oo-k-r-uh-l-uh-v

Sentence: Angelia felt a wave of sucralove hit her as she took a bite of the sugar coated doughnut.

Etymology: sucralose+love

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Aphrobesiac

Created by: ziggy41

Pronunciation: Af-row-bee-see-ac

Sentence: "This pickle, tomato, and peanut butter sandwich proved to be a surprising Aphrobesiac," said Jerry. "But subway was there to rescue me!"

Etymology: Aphrodisiac (a food that gives one pleasure) + obese (overweight)

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COMMENTS:

very clever Ziggy - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 14:30:00

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Confecstasy

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: kun-fek-stah-see

Sentence: Bob's downfall was doughnuts. His confecstasy was evidenced by the jelly smears on his face and the fact that half the box vanished within minutes.

Etymology: confection, ecstasy

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COMMENTS:

petaj Such decaydence will make his teeth fall out. - petaj, 2007-07-10: 05:46:00

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Fodaphilia

Lapper

Created by: Lapper

Pronunciation: fod-a-FILL-ee-a

Sentence: Jake snarfed down the seven-pound honeyroasted ham; his severe fodaphilia gave him happiness just looking at it.

Etymology: Foda (old english basis for "food") and -philia

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Enolove

Created by: Firrehawk99

Pronunciation: In-oh-love

Sentence: I "Enolove" that doughnut!

Etymology: Enjoy+love

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Gourmandelection

Created by: jadenguy

Pronunciation: gor man del ekshun

Sentence: I’ve guarded these grounds with my life, these ladles my cross to bear. I’ve been long ignored as the source wonderful gourmandelection, but soon they will understand what it means to be King Cook Sullivan. Other city-states will cower in fear beneath my chocolate mango flan! My wrath in form of buffalo, hot as death!

Etymology: gourmand + delection (plus it sounds naughty)

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Eatashmi

Created by: fefefeha7

Pronunciation: Eat-a-sh-me

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Gorgegasm

Created by: jesster

Pronunciation: Gorj - gasm

Sentence: She took a bite of the coconut cream pie. Her eyes closed, and the rapt expression that crossed her face made it clear that she was in the throes of an intense gorgegasm.

Etymology: Gorge (to grossly overeat) + orgasm (need I define that one?)

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COMMENTS:

Great word - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 14:33:00

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Sucrelege

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: soo/cre/lege

Sentence: Bob's intense involvement slurping the drizzle from the donut was pure sucrelege.

Etymology: sucre + sacrilege

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Always with Catholic guilt thing - galwaywegian, 2007-07-10: 06:53:00

Three Hail Marys should rid you of the guilt of that last statement - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 09:39:00

Sheesh, and all this time I've been drinking 3 Bloody Mary's to get rid of guilt. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 10:12:00

no no purple - that would be the Holy Spirit not Spirits such as vodka, gin etc - Jabberwocky, 2007-07-10: 11:15:00

That would explain the whole "worshipping the porcelain god" the next morning. - purpleartichokes, 2007-07-10: 13:42:00

Ave Maria, gratia plena... Okay, who wants to share a tray of Toll house cookies? Hmmm?? - Kyoti, 2007-07-10: 15:04:00

I had thought of this and passed on it. Great minds think alike. And I made this comment earlier and it didn't take, grr... - mplsbohemian, 2007-07-10: 17:47:00

great word, and I hope you learn to differentiate between the whole Spirit thing! ;) - ziggy41, 2007-07-10: 18:03:00

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Nesnotswee

Created by: missmurder

Pronunciation: nee-snot-sway

Sentence: The guy was so fat because he nesnotswee.

Etymology: never+says+no+to+sweets

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mplsbohemian - 2007-07-10: 10:29:00
I had thought of this one and passed. Great minds think alike. :)