Verboticisms

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Created by: SALZKAMMERGUT

Pronunciation: [hu:la fu:ding]

Sentence: To substitute friends and parties he went on hoolafooding.

Etymology: First part derives from a hawaiian word.

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Created by: lottie

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Created by: Bunny36

Pronunciation: sak-resh-ee-ate

Sentence: He had a deep sense of sacchreciation as he chowed down on the sugary treats.

Etymology: Taken from appreciate and saccharine.

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Created by: wyzowl

Pronunciation: Glutous maixim ass

Sentence: I couldn't get my glutousmaximass out the door of the donut shop.

Etymology: We are a fat ass society.

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Created by: librarian

Pronunciation: frook'-toe-gorj

Sentence: Dude, I totally fructogorged on those sour patch kids! My tongue hurts!

Etymology: fructose + gorge

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Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Gruh - bri - kate

Sentence: She bought powder sugar and oil in order to grubricate.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: can-frenz-dee

Sentence: His canfrenzdy reached an embarrassing point when he was seen eating the half-eaten donuts from the meeting that had been discarded and thrown in the waste bin.

Etymology: candy + frenzy (as in craze, delirium, hysteria)

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Created by: loosepiece

Pronunciation: re - gorge - ee - cake

Sentence: It had been a bad day for Helen. First her nail split, then her lipstick smudged, finally, the heel on one her Jimmy Choos broke. There was nothing left but to wallow, eat all the food in the house, and regorgicake.

Etymology: regurgitate - what you do when you eat too much cake gorge - the proces sof eating too much cake cake - what you eat too much of!

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COMMENTS:

i wanna change my word. i spelt it wrong! - loosepiece, 2006-12-15: 07:22:00

Hey loosepiece, it's fixed now. Your word and your sentence are terrific! Very funny! ~ James - Verbotomy, 2006-12-15: 16:12:00

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Created by: Verbotomnist

Pronunciation: gor-jazz-um

Sentence: Every night Don went to the same street corner store to get his fix, only a moment passed before the sweet gorgasm was over and all he had left was a belly ache and his regrets.

Etymology: Gorge (to eat gluttonously) + Orgasm (intense or unrestrained excitment)

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