Verboticisms

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Smore-gasm

Sentence: Those cookies gave me a total smorgasm.

Etymology: S'more+Orgasm

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Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: gluc-gasm

Sentence: The police officer was enjoying the donuts so much he was having a glucgasm

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Created by: toypooper

Pronunciation: glaimftumosis

Sentence: This man seems to have a terrible case of glamphtomosis

Etymology: ancient roamin word; glamp...lol jk

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Created by: artr

Pronunciation: glēkōs

Sentence: After a Krispy Kreme binge, John thought he might need to check his gleecose level. He was especially concerned when he nicked himself shaving and found that his blood was crystallizing. When he went out for his morning run, he was swarmed by bees but instead of being stung the bees seemed to be licking him.

Etymology: glee (great delight) + glucose (a simple sugar that is an important energy source in living organisms and is a component of many carbohydrates)

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COMMENTS:

great word!! - mweinmann, 2009-08-05: 07:58:00

Sweet word! Makes me giggle - jrogan, 2009-08-05: 12:29:00

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Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Created by: lottie

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Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: PAYST-reh-nyz

Sentence: Elmer and his wife Sadie are clearly in total joy as they pastrinize following meals and even between meals as they gorge themselves on sweets of just about any sort.

Etymology: Blend of 'pastry' (sweets, dessert) and the suffix '-ize' (to act, carry out or take on a quality)

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Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Fl-uh-Mex

Sentence: "He was so Flummexed"

Etymology: To Flummex or be Flummexed is to be so speechless up to the point of a gutteral gagging sound is made from the person suffering from the Flummex

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Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: pay' stree gaz' em

Sentence: Mary was disgusted at witnessing Bob in the full throes of a pastrygasm, yet she couldn't deny that part of her was incredibly jealous.

Etymology: pastry + orgasm

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Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: frook tow see

Sentence: George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. He was mad about madeira, sanguine for sangria, a muscateer for muscatel and okay for tokay. Even the next days wrath of grapes was worth it for the sense of fructosy he could achieve.

Etymology: Fructose (a simple sugar found in honey and in many ripe fruits) & Ecstasy (a state of elated bliss)

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