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'This donut is so good!'

DEFINITION: v. To enjoy, or derive physical pleasure from, the eating of sweets and other sugared substances -- often leads to over-consumption. n. Pleasure derived from the consumption of sweets.

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Smorgasm

Created by: wniffene

Pronunciation: Smore-gasm

Sentence: Those cookies gave me a total smorgasm.

Etymology: S'more+Orgasm

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Glucgasm

simon1081

Created by: simon1081

Pronunciation: gluc-gasm

Sentence: The police officer was enjoying the donuts so much he was having a glucgasm

Etymology:

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Glamphtomosis

Created by: toypooper

Pronunciation: glaimftumosis

Sentence: This man seems to have a terrible case of glamphtomosis

Etymology: ancient roamin word; glamp...lol jk

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Gleecose

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: glēkōs

Sentence: After a Krispy Kreme binge, John thought he might need to check his gleecose level. He was especially concerned when he nicked himself shaving and found that his blood was crystallizing. When he went out for his morning run, he was swarmed by bees but instead of being stung the bees seemed to be licking him.

Etymology: glee (great delight) + glucose (a simple sugar that is an important energy source in living organisms and is a component of many carbohydrates)

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COMMENTS:

great word!! - mweinmann, 2009-08-05: 07:58:00

Sweet word! Makes me giggle - jrogan, 2009-08-05: 12:29:00

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Sweeturbate

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: swee-tur-bait

Sentence: Johnny had just placed his tongue deep inside a sweet jelly cream donut, when his girlfriend walked into the kitchen. She was shocked, horrified, jealous and disappointed. She turned on her heels and marched out saying, "If you must sweeturbate yourself, please do it in the bathroom!"

Etymology: sweet masturbate

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Conlumption

Created by: lottie

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Pastrinize

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: PAYST-reh-nyz

Sentence: Elmer and his wife Sadie are clearly in total joy as they pastrinize following meals and even between meals as they gorge themselves on sweets of just about any sort.

Etymology: Blend of 'pastry' (sweets, dessert) and the suffix '-ize' (to act, carry out or take on a quality)

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Flummex

Created by: Partario

Pronunciation: Fl-uh-Mex

Sentence: "He was so Flummexed"

Etymology: To Flummex or be Flummexed is to be so speechless up to the point of a gutteral gagging sound is made from the person suffering from the Flummex

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Pastrygasm

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: pay' stree gaz' em

Sentence: Mary was disgusted at witnessing Bob in the full throes of a pastrygasm, yet she couldn't deny that part of her was incredibly jealous.

Etymology: pastry + orgasm

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Fructosy

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: frook tow see

Sentence: George loved anything sweet, particularly sweet fruits, especially those in liquid form. He was mad about madeira, sanguine for sangria, a muscateer for muscatel and okay for tokay. Even the next days wrath of grapes was worth it for the sense of fructosy he could achieve.

Etymology: Fructose (a simple sugar found in honey and in many ripe fruits) & Ecstasy (a state of elated bliss)

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Comments:

wyzowl - 2006-12-15: 01:28:00
Gluttony has made it so. Eating at any time in excess of your body needs is gluttony.

Fleury - 2006-12-15: 02:36:00
Yes, I used 'overindolcevita' for http://www.verbotomy.com/verbotomy.php?jid=kiss already. Sorry, but it just seemed so apt for this one as well.

loosepiece loosepiece - 2006-12-15: 07:24:00
i spelled my word wrong! how do i change it?

- 2006-12-15: 07:50:00

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 11:27:00
Hi Loosepeice, We are adding a VSEC (Verboticism Spelling, Editing and Correction) feature this weekend... ~ James

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:51:00
aw, someone already made "Gluephoria"...why can I never think of something original? It always seems like someone beats me to the punch...I guess I should get up earlier. :D

warped - 2006-12-15: 12:53:00
btw, There's no way to change/retract a word, is there?

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-15: 13:07:00
Hi warped, Not yet... but soon! ~ James

aly22 aly22 - 2006-12-15: 15:23:00
Seems the early verb catches the worm voting wise, eh?

ArosaMike - 2006-12-17: 18:55:00
Woohoo! I made a 100% unique word :D Get in ;)

Carla Carla - 2010-12-11: 06:50:00
Works well as a noun, but as a verb...?

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