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DEFINITION: v. To have a big fight over nothing, that is really a fight about money. n. An argument about money

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Invisargurancy

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: " in-vis-are-gue-ran-see"

Sentence: when my boyfriend is broke, we always end up in a state of invisargurancy.

Etymology: from the words invisible, argue and currency combined into a big mess of letters

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Estrobation

Created by: Orlandin

Pronunciation: Estro-bation

Sentence: Now that you are married, arguing with her is considered Estrobation. Fight all you want, she gets the satisfaction.

Etymology: Estrogen + Masterbation

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Econargument

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: eck-on-arr-gyoo-ment

Sentence: many couples seem to be econarguing lately.

Etymology: economics (money) plus argument

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Douhaha

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: dōhähä

Sentence: Jack and Jill had their share of troubles. The incident at the well was just a symptom of their problematic relationship. Jill was upset at the cost of fixing Jack’s crown. She didn’t even understand why he needed a crown to begin with. Jack didn’t appreciate the fees for Jill’s tumbling lessons. After one final douhaha they have filed for divorce. They are expected to share custody of the hill.

Etymology: Dough (money) + brouhaha (a noisy and overexcited critical response)

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Tendertiff

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: ten-der-tiff

Sentence: They were very fond of each other, yet had frequent tendertiffs on seemingly inane problems, the root cause being money.

Etymology: tender (legal tender = money and also gentle) + tiff (petty quarrel)

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Argoldment

Krixwell

Created by: Krixwell

Pronunciation: are-gold-ment

Sentence: Jack and Jill had a huge fight over the destination of their summer vacation. Jack wanted to go to a much more expensive location, and while Jill pretended her reasons for not wanting to go there were based purely on the locations, they both knew it was, in essence, an argoldment.

Etymology: argument (fight, dispute, heated debate) + gold (Au, element 79, soft precious metal often synonymous with treasure or money although it is too soft to practically use for coins)

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Krixwell If it was up to Jill alone, they'd probably just go up some hill nearby and fetch a pail of water. Much cheaper than hotel water. - Krixwell, 2013-09-17: 09:15:00

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Dollardally

Created by: claudiadias

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Chris and Sally dollardalleyed throughout dinner much to the embarrassment of their hosts.

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Nullomoney

Created by: seifip

Pronunciation: null oh money

Sentence: I was nullomoneying him all the day without result!

Etymology: null + money

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Centricaptilarianism

pugsby

Created by: pugsby

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Kuncashihilism

vixphilia

Created by: vixphilia

Pronunciation: Kun-KA-Shee-HEE-lism

Sentence: //To Kuncashihilism (v.): They kuncashihilism every day. So darn petty. //Kuncashihilism (n.): The Kuncashihilism in this house is unbearable. Get over it. //Obs: Can be shortened to "Cashihilism" in informal dialogue.

Etymology: Kun: From "Kung Fu", not used here in it's original meaning, but in the more popular meaning, "art of fight", "martial arts". Cash: From the French "caisse", meaning "Money" Nihilism: Without meaning; nothing.

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