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'This is going to be the closest shave ever!'

DEFINITION: v. To push yourself so hard to reach an impossibly high standard of perfection, that you undercut your own success. n. An impossibly high goal which practically guarantees failure.

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Beyoself

Created by: adbern

Pronunciation: Beyo-self

Sentence: There's just one solution...beyoself

Etymology: be your self

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Overdude

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: ōvərdoōd

Sentence: Like many guys Walter feels the need to take things to extremes. The fact that he fails just about every time he attempts to overdude something doesn’t change his approach.

Etymology: overdo (carry to excess; exaggerate) + dude (a guy, man)

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Hobjective

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: hob jek tiv

Sentence: Larry's goal of the most ultra-smooth shave became his hobjective, when the groom gremlins pushed the razor up and in too fast...

Etymology: Hob ((folklore) a small grotesque supernatural creature that makes trouble for human beings) & Objective (the goal intended to be attained)

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really? - Koekbroer, 2012-05-26: 02:21:00

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Perfectionalynch

Created by: ToblerOne

Pronunciation: Per-fec-tion-a-lynch

Sentence: Jimmy's perfectionalynch behavior cost him and his employees their jobs.

Etymology: Perfectionist + Lynching

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COMMENTS:

I love this word - it leaves you hanging - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-17: 10:49:00

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Parfection

Created by: urbanwookie

Pronunciation: par-fek-shun

Sentence: Despite his best efforts, Jeremy again found himself only achieving parfection...

Etymology: par (average) + perfection

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Reachforthechop

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: ree/ch/for/th/chop

Sentence: In his quest to reach for the top he unfortunately joined the ranks who reachforthechop.

Etymology: reach for the top + chop

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COMMENTS:

You mean he lost his fingers? Good thing he was using his hand... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:46:00

I was thinking of something a little more precious...jewels come to mind - Jabberwocky, 2007-01-16: 11:51:00

Yes, when you reachforthechop, it could be quite distastorious if you choose the wrong goal, or worse, choose the wrong tool... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 12:02:00

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Shootfooter

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: shoot foot er

Sentence: daniel was a first class shootfooter, he was known to go 3 steps further than anyone else trying to do his best, then he would realize after he suffered 10 times more pain that anyone else because he'd shot himself in the foot.

Etymology: from shooting ones self in the foot trying to be clever.

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COMMENTS:

Hey, I think that this is what this game is all about -- shootfooting. It's kind of like playing chicken with yourself... - wordmeister, 2007-01-16: 10:28:00

erasmus I can agree with you there. even my job ( I fix computers) is the same. I'm daily trying to do myself out of a job by fixing things. - erasmus, 2007-01-17: 10:00:00

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Disastorious

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: di-sas-tor-ee-us

Sentence: Jonathan was going to be the world’s greatest novelist, but he could never get that first sentence right. So he would tell his friends his writing career was disastorious, hoping they would think it was something big... rather than something that was just very short.

Etymology: glorious + disaster

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COMMENTS:

Novel word! - Nosila, 2009-08-19: 12:09:00

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Paragoon

artr

Created by: artr

Pronunciation: par-uh-goon

Sentence: By constantly setting goals that nobody could achieve Andre set himself for a decline from paragon to paragoon.

Etymology: paragon (a model or pattern of excellence) + goon (stupid, foolish, or awkward person)

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Defamectionist

loosepiece

Created by: loosepiece

Pronunciation: de - fam - EC - tion - ist

Sentence: John's defamectionist streak was so strong that he would routinely call project meetings to discuss the minor imperfections of his work last week, whilst making sure the whole team were aware of how truly perfect his work this week was going to be.

Etymology: Perfectionist - demanding perfection in all things. Defame - attack someones reputation or character.

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