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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Gosslip

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: gahs-slip

Sentence: Instead of fighting her tendancies to gosslip, Meredith embraced them. She is now editor-in-chief at one of the biggest tabloid mags around.

Etymology: gossip + slip (slip of the toung, to let something slip, etc.)

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Lenian

Created by: CheekyMonkey1973

Pronunciation: le-nee-an

Sentence: He knew that was a lenian before he told everyone Franny's weight.

Etymology: Anagram of she who just couldn't keep her mouth shut.

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Infauxpas

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: in-FO-pa

Sentence: When the young officer was appointed to a position in the "Freedom of Information" Department nobody realised that he was prividyslexic. He thought that freedom of information meant that the information in the database he updated was free to all to access. But his biggest "informational" false step or infauxpas came when he released the names and addresses of his country's secret service agents to an officer of a less than friendly, foriegn power.

Etymology: Based on, and a blending of, French, "faux pas" and the English, "information".

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COMMENTS:

prividyslexic is a great word to although it might imply that he was confused as to which washroom sign to follow - Jabberwocky, 2007-08-03: 06:02:00

I like it, but the word suggests that it is defining a mistake. Good merge though :) - frostycharlie69, 2007-08-03: 17:50:00

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Blabsprech

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: blab-shprek

Sentence: Arthur did not need to blabsprech the gory details of his mysterious rash, but he did anyway.

Etymology: "Blabbermouth" - Someone who does not know when to shut up. "Sprechen" - German for speak.

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Scuttleslutting

Created by: HALibut

Pronunciation: skuht-l-sluht-ing

Sentence: Jane's mom was a complete scuttleslut, readily embarrassing her daughter in front of strangers with lengthy and vivid stories of adolescent bedwetting and clumsiness.

Etymology: > scuttlebutting + slut

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Indiscretonal

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Ian was indiscretonal enough to mention his boss' toupe at the party and lost his job on Monday.

Etymology:

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Blabberdaft

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: bla-bur-daft

Sentence: Had she known she was dating the company blabberdaft, she never would have told him about her third nipple.

Etymology: blabber mouth, daft, flabbergast

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Gauchemouth

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Created by: ubernym

Pronunciation: GOASH-MOUTH

Sentence: My boyfriend totally gauchemouthed our relationship at work today.

Etymology: Gauche, which is French and denotes one who is clumsy and otherwise socially inept, and mouth, a noun that is also a verb, which makes this even more fun: because a gauchemouth is a person who gauchemouths

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Troplangue

Created by: MikeV

Pronunciation: Tro-long

Sentence: Ugh! My husband is such a troplangue!

Etymology: From the French 'trop' and 'langue', meaning too much, and tongue.

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