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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Prattletwit

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: prat-ill-twit

Sentence: She had enough of his constant prattletwitting, the road goes both ways...she could hardly wait to tell his parents about the time he wore his mother's bra out in public.

Etymology: prattle (gossip) + twit (moron)

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Priverbalize

Created by: Gionuzzo

Pronunciation: prie VERB al ize

Sentence: Joe priverbalized to his freinds that his mother used special ointment on her toes.

Etymology: Private+verbalize

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Gauchemouth

ubernym

Created by: ubernym

Pronunciation: GOASH-MOUTH

Sentence: My boyfriend totally gauchemouthed our relationship at work today.

Etymology: Gauche, which is French and denotes one who is clumsy and otherwise socially inept, and mouth, a noun that is also a verb, which makes this even more fun: because a gauchemouth is a person who gauchemouths

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Blabberdaft

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: bla-bur-daft

Sentence: Had she known she was dating the company blabberdaft, she never would have told him about her third nipple.

Etymology: blabber mouth, daft, flabbergast

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Blogblurt

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: blog-blurt

Sentence: Checking out some of those MySpace pages I realise that there is an awful lot of blogblurting going on.

Etymology: blogging (sharing information via a web log in a very public way) + blurt (to sharing private information without meaning to)

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Blabsprech

Created by: frostycharlie69

Pronunciation: blab-shprek

Sentence: Arthur did not need to blabsprech the gory details of his mysterious rash, but he did anyway.

Etymology: "Blabbermouth" - Someone who does not know when to shut up. "Sprechen" - German for speak.

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Hushgushed

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: HUSH-gusht

Sentence: Belinda tried to keep her liposuction procedure quiet, but after her brother hushgushed it to all his buddies at the sawmill, everyone in the tri-county area seemed to know all about it and winked knowingly when they saw her in town.

Etymology: Hush (as in "shut yer yap") + gushed (eagerly and excessively shared information)

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Blabamorus

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: BLAB-uh-MOHR-us

Sentence: Jill left Jack because he was such a Blabamorus, he told her ENTIRE FAMILY about their sex life--at her Grandfather's wake.

Etymology: Blabbermouth + Moron + Ignoramus + Platy[ma]pus

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Blutter

Created by: ChristopherAndersen

Pronunciation: BLUT ur

Sentence: Well, he bluttered to everyone that we had sex on it, so now no one will sit on the couch--we have to get a new one.

Etymology: blurt+utter (and blather)

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COMMENTS:

hehe! - purpleartichokes, 2007-08-03: 08:15:00

Funny sentence. :D - mplsbohemian, 2007-08-03: 09:47:00

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