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DEFINITION: To share information without understanding the difference between what should be public, and what others consider to be private.

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Yamble

Created by: Rossco

Pronunciation: Yam-bull

Sentence: My girlfriend's parents are a couple of yamblers, for sure.

Etymology: Yammer + Ramble

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Blabamorus

Created by: TheBocaj

Pronunciation: BLAB-uh-MOHR-us

Sentence: Jill left Jack because he was such a Blabamorus, he told her ENTIRE FAMILY about their sex life--at her Grandfather's wake.

Etymology: Blabbermouth + Moron + Ignoramus + Platy[ma]pus

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Shriekret

Created by: mplsbohemian

Pronunciation: SHREEK-reht

Sentence: When an angry girlfriend let loose a barrage of shriekrets in the middle of the mall, Alex didn't know if he'd ever be able to sleep with his stuffed walrus again.

Etymology: shriek + secret

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Priverbalize

Created by: Gionuzzo

Pronunciation: prie VERB al ize

Sentence: Joe priverbalized to his freinds that his mother used special ointment on her toes.

Etymology: Private+verbalize

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Indiscretin

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: in/dis/creh/tin

Sentence: He was such an indiscretin that his girlfriend considered having his tongue surgically removed - but she loved french kissing too much

Etymology: indiscretion + cretin

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Troplangue

Created by: MikeV

Pronunciation: Tro-long

Sentence: Ugh! My husband is such a troplangue!

Etymology: From the French 'trop' and 'langue', meaning too much, and tongue.

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Hushgushed

Created by: Kyoti

Pronunciation: HUSH-gusht

Sentence: Belinda tried to keep her liposuction procedure quiet, but after her brother hushgushed it to all his buddies at the sawmill, everyone in the tri-county area seemed to know all about it and winked knowingly when they saw her in town.

Etymology: Hush (as in "shut yer yap") + gushed (eagerly and excessively shared information)

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Geesenotinpublic

Created by: dancer002013

Pronunciation: geese-not-in-public

Sentence: He said my mom weighs 300 pounds and the mom said you know nothing about geesenotinpublic.

Etymology: swiss

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Ignorblurt

Created by: Kelly

Pronunciation: IG-ner-BLURT

Sentence: Jim had signed the confidentiality agreement without reading it, and got fired when he ignorblurted secret patent information.

Etymology: Ignorant (unaware) + Blurt (as in "to blurt out")

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Roundtalker

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: He is an annoying roundtalker

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