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'Why can't I google my socks?'

DEFINITION: n. The inability to find, organize, or keep track of, simple physical objects. Often occurs when an individual has developed a search-engine dependency. v. To search for something that should be easy to find.

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Needwebation

Created by: Carole

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Sentence: The computer had become a closer companion to Ned than his wife was, his needwebation was acute.

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Discomgooglated

dturner

Created by: dturner

Pronunciation: pronounced like "discombobulated" ("gl" is a syllable)

Sentence: Robert was so ferociously discomgooglated, he would frequently type in mid-air in order to locate the eyeglasses perched on his forehead.

Etymology: from dis- L. dis- "apart" & com- L. "with" & google E. Billy De Beck's "Barney Google" (small man with large eyes)

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Googlewithdrawal

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: goo-gle-with-draw-al

Sentence: Bill suffered googlewithdrawal and was unable to organize or find anything without the familiar search engine.

Etymology: google + withdrawal

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Cybernizer

Created by: dstorm78

Pronunciation: cy - ber - nie - zer

Sentence: I'm such a cybernizer; I wish I could search through my house for my keys with my computer.

Etymology: Combination of "cyber" and "organizer", someone who uses cyberspace to organize.

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Yahopless

Created by: kryptik

Pronunciation: ya-hoh-ples

Sentence: My brother can find the history of Prague online, but he can't keep track of his own keys. He's seriously yahopeless.

Etymology: From the word 'Yahoo' and 'Hopeless'

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Keydependent

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: key de pen dent

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Etymology: Over dependence upon use of key words to search for what one needs to find

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Googolic

garlinger626

Created by: garlinger626

Pronunciation: like alcoholic...goog-olic

Sentence: I can't seem to find anything without Google, I have to deal with the fact that I might be a googolic.

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Dopesy

Created by: Chapin

Pronunciation: Dope-see, dope-uh-see (alt.)

Sentence: Either invisible gnomes are deliberately stealing and hiding my keys, or I've got terminal dopesy.

Etymology: Root: "dope," an idiot or stupid person. Also a play on "dropsy," an abnormal accumulation of serous fluid in bodily tissues or cavities.

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Messysearch

Created by: Joachimgraf

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I messysearch my socks

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Somebuggerswipeditdotcom

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: sum-bug-r-swiped-it.com

Sentence: It's gone. Lost. Missing. Stolen. Just plain not here. My only option is to use Somebuggerswipeditdotcom - they'll find it for me!

Etymology: Well, I wrote it down on a bit of paper, but I can't find it anywhere ...

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