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'What did you just say?'

DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.

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Mingleupping

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: mingle upping

Sentence: I´m just loking at you and my mind and mouth are mingleupping

Etymology: i dont know

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Brainspill

Created by: ErWenn

Pronunciation: /'brAn-spil/

Sentence: It is sometimes difficult to tell the difference between actual, revealing brainspillage and simple linguistic tonguetrippage

Etymology: From brain + spill

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Mouthfreudercize

Created by: pandafever

Pronunciation: mowth-froud-err-cize

Sentence:

Etymology:

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Flaptongued

Created by: Javeson1

Pronunciation: flap-tung'd

Sentence: Flaptongued people usually get put in their place pretty quickly, especially if their comment was towards an outgoing person.

Etymology: flapping tongue

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COMMENTS:

By the way, the "your" in the definition for this word should be "you're". - Javeson1, 2007-02-05: 13:30:00

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Toejammin

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: toh/jam/in

Sentence: He couldn't stop himself from toejammin whenever he went to a party. It took him hours to get the taste of his foot out of his mouth

Etymology: toe + jammin

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Gaffiloquy

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: gaff ill o kwee

Sentence: With only a brief gaffiloquy, he managed to offend everyone in the room

Etymology: gaffe = iloquy (speech)

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Boohps

Created by: w5lf9s

Pronunciation: boo.ps

Sentence: "That was a rather typical instance of boohps back there. You might at least have complimented her on her shoes first"

Etymology: "to boob" to commit a faux-pas or blunder and "oohps"

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good - wordmeister, 2007-02-09: 23:50:00

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Flawpaw

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: flaw/paw

Sentence: Every flawpaw knows when he can't yank his pied from the palate of a pixie, it's high time he hoof it out of town.

Etymology: flaw + paw

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Streamofwrongciousness

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: streem-ov-rong-shus-ness

Sentence: telling his boss that it looked like she'd put on quite a bit of weight over the holidays was another case of his streamofwrongciousness getting him into trouble

Etymology: stream of conciousness, wrong

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Boobabble

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: boo baa bull

Sentence: Frank just boobabled at her and managed to cause great offense.

Etymology: to make a boob of yourself or to stare at her boobs, and babble.

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Comments:

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?

Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...

ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.

Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.

Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2007-02-05: 20:00:00
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James