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DEFINITION: To put your foot in your mouth by saying what you're thinking, rather that thinking of what your saying.
Verboticisms
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Miscogloquence
Created by: petaj
Pronunciation: miss-COG-lo-kwens
Sentence: The consequence of Marty's miscogloquence was that he lost his job. He just couldn't get his mouth and brain into the right gear and he blurted out what he really thought of his boss to his face.
Etymology: mis (wrong) + cognition (thought) + eloquence (fluent speech)
Freudfootenmouth
Created by: paintergrl1313
Pronunciation: freud-foot-in-mouth
Sentence: I just freudfootenmouth-ed by telling her that she had nice boobs instead of boots.
Etymology: freud: as in "freudian slip", footen mouth: as in foot in mouth.
Tongueshui
Created by: sodium
Pronunciation: tung-shway
Sentence: When he tried to charm the beautiful girl at the bar, Jeremy's tongueshui was once again his downfall.
Etymology: tongue + feng shui
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COMMENTS:
tongueshui sounds like you would always say the appropriate thing but I love the way it sounds - Jabberwocky, 2007-02-05: 16:31:00
You can have bad feng shui, right? But yeah, I was a bit confused by today's definition, so I went for the aesthetics instead. (I've figured it out now) - sodium, 2007-02-06: 00:26:00
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Mingleupping
Created by: josje
Pronunciation: mingle upping
Sentence: I´m just loking at you and my mind and mouth are mingleupping
Etymology: i dont know
Boohps
Created by: w5lf9s
Pronunciation: boo.ps
Sentence: "That was a rather typical instance of boohps back there. You might at least have complimented her on her shoes first"
Etymology: "to boob" to commit a faux-pas or blunder and "oohps"
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COMMENTS:
good - wordmeister, 2007-02-09: 23:50:00
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Hoofinmouth
Created by: toadstool57
Pronunciation: Hoof-in-mouth
Sentence: Dave seemed to mess up again and again as he blurted out the first thing on his mind. The doctors told him he had a case of hoofinmouth disease.
Etymology: hoof, as in foot/ mouth
Gaffiloquy
Created by: chofu67
Pronunciation: gaff ill o kwee
Sentence: With only a brief gaffiloquy, he managed to offend everyone in the room
Etymology: gaffe = iloquy (speech)
Boobabble
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: boo baa bull
Sentence: Frank just boobabled at her and managed to cause great offense.
Etymology: to make a boob of yourself or to stare at her boobs, and babble.
Hypocandor
Created by: DaddyNewt
Pronunciation: hahy-po-can-dor
Sentence: Larry's dating suffers from his hypocandor.
Etymology: hyper + candor
Freudrage
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: FROYD-raje
Sentence: Jim was fired after he ran into his boss at a boozy party and freudraged when the guy asked him how he liked his new assignment.
Etymology: Freud, as in Freudian slip, + rage via outrage, road rage and 'roid rage
Comments:
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 02:06:00
Isn't that what a Freudian slip is?
Discoveria - 2007-02-05: 04:12:00
Yes, I think so too.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 07:10:00
No, it's not a Freudian slip, it's a Freudianblip mahahahaha...
ErWenn - 2007-02-05: 09:35:00
You know what _I_ think we need a word for? A word for a non-Freudian slip of the tongue. Granted, I don't think Freud thought that they existed, but enough people do that it'd be nice to have a word to differentiate the two situations.
Bulletchewer - 2007-02-05: 10:00:00
I like blaming Freud, the sex-obsessed legend deserves it! Plus, one word is enough, so, next verboticism please.
Hey ErWenn, Thanks for the suggestion! I will see if I can create a definition for that... ~ James