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DEFINITION: To radiate confidence and satisfaction with everything you do. After all, if you don't congratulate yourself for a job well done, who will?

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Monoswell

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Compmement

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: comp-me-ment

Sentence: "That was fan-tas-tic!" I compmemented myself. "Thanks!" I replied humbly.

Etymology: compliment + me :)

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Smide

Created by: bjorn

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Etymology: smug + pride

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Egongratulations

Created by: Mauserketi

Pronunciation: Ee-goe-grad-jue-lae-shuns

Sentence: We don't need to thank Jim for his help, because he's happy enough with egongratulations.

Etymology: Combination of ego and congratulations.

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Narcissibate

Created by: isopraxis

Pronunciation: nar sis ih bate

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Etymology: narcissistic masturbation

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Egongratulate

Created by: chris

Pronunciation: ee-gon-grat-u-layt

Sentence: Although the praise of his friends was nice (if, somewhat surprisingly, rare), nothing gave Clive so much satisfaction as to egongratulate himself at every opportunity

Etymology: ego + congratulate

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