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'Do I look okay?'

DEFINITION: To require constant reassurance, praise, and -- in emergency situations -- flattery, despite obvious qualifications and/or expertise.

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Monopraisery

Created by: retrochronix

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Phladulation

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: fla-du-la-shun

Sentence: After the Doctor diagnosed his wife's need for phladulation, John knew he has to tell his wife she was beautiful three times a day, or all hell would break loose...

Etymology: phlattery + adulation

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Flattesization

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: flat-ih-sigh-zay-shun

Sentence: Last minute flattesization was required before she went on stage.

Etymology: flatter-ization

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Flatterchatter

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: flatter/chatter

Sentence: As Dorothy Dillytop adjusted her rechargeable battery-lit tiara before sitting down at her keyboard, she had to admit that she was quite uncomfortable if not a tad morose unless she received her daily dose of "flatterchatter".

Etymology: c. 12th century, from the Fr. "flater" - to stroke with the hand, or to caress, and "chateren" - to twitter or gossip

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Suckaprovealot

Created by: modemjunkie

Pronunciation: suck aprove a lot

Sentence: When I feel insecure I suckaprovealot

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Insecuritease

aoife

Created by: aoife

Pronunciation: 'in-sek-yer-a-teez'

Sentence: 'John freaked out before his presentation and securiteasing everyone in the room, even though he's the best speaker in the company.'

Etymology: 'insecurity' + 'tease'

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Highmaintedance

ubgrud

Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hi-may-te-dance

Sentence: She's just messing with your mind, it's the highmatedance.

Etymology: high maintenance = obvious dance = manipulation

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Constaneedy

Created by: hvhtim

Pronunciation:

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Etymology: constant + needy

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Strokego

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: Stro-kego

Sentence: I strokegoed her for most of the night, despite the fact every man in the bar hit on her.

Etymology: Stroke+ego

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Attendict

Created by: slumpman

Pronunciation: A-ten-dicked

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Etymology: Attention + addict

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Verbotomy Verbotomy - 2006-12-08: 03:16:00
Hey Verbotomists, We have added a weekly stats feature, which shows top ten scoring words, and the player rankings by week. See: Weekly Stats.

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 15:42:00
Who has the best word of the day? Any opinions?

Jabberwocky - 2006-12-08: 16:25:00
are you requiring some constant reassurance wordmeister - perhaps some flatterybattery or phladulation and why isn't verbotomy asking??

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 17:32:00
Yes Jabberwocky that's it -- self-phladulation.

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 17:36:00
And I see that my score has gone up since I asked, so apparently it's working.

Stevenson0 - 2006-12-08: 17:51:00
confphladulations wordmeister

wordmeister - 2006-12-08: 18:00:00
Hey Stevenson0, Oh thank you, but surely you're not suffering from Aptxiety? Check out last weeks stats -- your word, "Coiffolgy", is the "Word of the week"! So all my confphladulations are directed to you.