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'Daddy? No it's mommy!'

DEFINITION: v. The moment when a child realizes that they are turning into their mother, or father, or both! n. To suddenly realize that you are turning into your parents.

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Parentamnesia

Created by: OldEnglish

Pronunciation: par-ent-am-nee-zhuh

Sentence: Lois had a disquieting moment of parentamnesia while digging through the bottom of her purse for a loose ibuprofen.

Etymology: parent + paramnesia - "a distortion of memory in which fact and fantasy are confused."

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Metamomphosis

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When her kids rolled their eyes at her she realized the metamomphosis was complete

Etymology: metamorphosis + mom

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Eekpeek

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: "eekpeek" - just as it sounds

Sentence: The young lad's ego appeal was shattered when he glanced into the mirror; thankfully, the egregious "eekpeek" moment passed quickly.

Etymology: "eekpeek": a mystery munchkin word having no apparent relatives in other languages

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Apparentsy

Created by: fastlane

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Transhorrification

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation:

Sentence: The transhorrification took place when he realized that he was more "mom" than mom.

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Parentparrot

Created by: queeny

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I felt like such a parentparrot when I yelld at my teacher not to run around the classroom with sissors. Yikes who said that!

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Gengression

bjorn

Created by: bjorn

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Etymology: generation + regregression

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Poppamia

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: pop-pa-pmi-a

Sentence: My poppamia moment? When my hair started to fallout...

Etymology: pop me

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Peterpanic

alecstevenson

Created by: alecstevenson

Pronunciation: Peter-pan-ick

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Etymology: Peter Pan syndrome + Panic

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Dadzillian

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: dad-zill-i-an

Sentence: It was a dadzillian moment when I told my son to get out of bed and get to work! Cause that's what matters!

Etymology: dad+Godzilla!

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Comments:

Jabberwocky - 2006-11-07: 06:11:00
I love the picture today - very animated

wordmeister - 2006-11-07: 07:11:00
I like Metamomphosis. Very funny!

- 2006-11-10: 19:11:00
Love the sentence for Popcycle. Very funny.

- 2006-11-11: 06:11:00
Scary and wry illustration -- cross-gendered, lizard-licking humale.

- 2006-11-11: 18:11:00
Eekpeek really strikes a chord. I looked in the mirror and shrieked Eeek! in horror as I saw my mother/father in my face... scary.