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DEFINITION: n An invented language similar to baby talk, used by pet owners to communicate with their pets. v. tr. To speak to an animal using such a language.

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Aniaby

Created by: freakystyley

Pronunciation: Any-A-B

Sentence: If Susan starts Aniaby-ing the dog again, I'm gonna shave its hair tonight!

Etymology: Animal + Babying

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Dogalect

Created by: xirtam

Pronunciation: dawg-uh-lekt

Sentence: Tom had a distinct dogalect when he used to communicate with his dog. And somehow the she seemed to understand, although everybody else thought he was quite insane.

Etymology: Dog: a domesticated canid. + Dialect: a special variety of a language.

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Kisseekisseepoopoonese

Created by: afireinside

Pronunciation: kiss/E/kiss/E/poo/poo/nees

Sentence: She was very fluent in Kisseekisseepoopoonese as she had a toy poodle.

Etymology: kiss+poo+chinese

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Dialicked

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: dy a likt

Sentence: She had evolved her own special dialicked...her dog responded by planting great sloppy kisses on her face.

Etymology: dialogue & licked

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COMMENTS:

delicktable! - galwaywegian, 2007-12-27: 12:44:00

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Poodelingo

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /pood-el-ling'-goh/

Sentence: If the way Patti's dog kisses her on the mouth doesn't make you feel nauseous, her cutesy poodelingo probably will.

Etymology: poodle [poodel] - (German, pudel - short for pudelhund) + lingo - language or speech, esp. if strange or foreign (a corrupt form of the Latin, lingua)

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Poochiepoo

Created by: Maxine

Pronunciation: poo chee poo

Sentence: Mariana always speaks poochiepoo with her pet pooch.

Etymology: pooch (from English), coochie coo (from baby talk)

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Dogguage

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: dog/gwij

Sentence: The language of choice for her three pups was dogguage. Even though it was gobbledygook to everyone else and sounded cutsey-wutsey, her pups were bonded to her and understood every rhyming couplet of her dogguage and loved her for it.

Etymology: dog + language

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Petsperanto

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: pet spur anto

Sentence: her version of petsperanto involved adding "chkins" to any word of more than one syllable and relegating all "r"s do lingo linmbo, weplacing them with woubleyoos.

Etymology: pet esperanto

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COMMENTS:

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-27: 17:42:00

If Joseph Stalin was alive today would he ask if "Petsperanto" is the language of flies? - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:29:00

Funny sentence and a nice word. - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-27: 23:30:00

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