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'Oh no!'

DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.

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Doughjection

Created by: leechdude

Pronunciation: doh-jek-shin

Sentence: Joe was in despair. In doughjection, he sat there lonely, staring at the grease stains, in his living room, so sad Joe was, and no one was there to cheer him up.

Etymology: dough (element of pizza), dejection

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Sliceanothingnis

Created by: sipsoccer

Pronunciation: (slice-a-noth-ing-nis)

Sentence: When he opened the box of pizza he found there to be sliceanothingnis.

Etymology: Slice: regarding to a piece "slice" of pizza. A: a Nothingnis: nothing is there.

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Sulkawomp

Created by: BigKP

Pronunciation: soul-ka-womp

Sentence: When I found the pizza box to be empty, all I could do was sulkawomp.

Etymology:

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Deepdishpression

libertybelle

Created by: libertybelle

Pronunciation: deep-dysh-pre-shun

Sentence: Mark sat in from of the empty Domino's box with a look of deepdispression on his face as he licked the last remaining crumbs from the empty box. Next time he won't be late for dinner.

Etymology: deep dish (popular pizza style, particularly in Chicago) + depression

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Boxahnot

Created by: looseball

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After sweeping the floor and taking out the trash washing the car,I sit down to a boxahnot- you people are sick.

Etymology:

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Oilofoyvey

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: oyl/of/oy/vey

Sentence: He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick of grease in the empty pizza box.

Etymology: oil + oy vey (an exclamation of dismay or exasperation)+ oil of olay

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle Took me a minute -followed by a big goofy laugh on my part! - libertybelle, 2007-11-12: 13:53:00

Took me a little longer:100/100 for inventiveness! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-12: 15:55:00

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Hawhine

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: Hawaiian

Sentence: Lottie fell into hawhine when all she could see in the box was a few pineapply fibres stuck together with coagulated cheese. After months of Gourmandgo, she had ordered this Hawaiian pizza to eat in a normal fashion, only to find that it had been snaffled. The only consolation was to crumplunder around the carton.

Etymology: Haiwaiian (pizza characterised by chunks of pineapple and ham) + whine (a whingy noise made by someone suffering)

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Oilofoyvey

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: oyl/of/oy/vey

Sentence: He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick of grease in the empty pizza box.

Etymology: oil + oy vey (an exclamation of dismay or exasperation)+ oil of olay

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Slumpizzad

Created by: jrogan

Pronunciation: slum-pee-sad

Sentence: I avoided a complete slumpizzad when I returned home by actually eating the boxes. The cardboard had absorbed all the pizza juices, but it was still flaky and crispy. So, I popped it in the microwave for 30 seconds, and it was delicious!

Etymology: slump + pizza + sad

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Chagricciosa

Created by: OZZIEBOB

Pronunciation: Shah-GREE-Khee-OH-sa

Sentence: Upon opening the fridge door and finding the pizza box empty Bob, hating himself for having slept till noon, accepted that all things come to those who wait, especially disapizzament and chagricciosa.

Etymology: Bland of Chagrin: a feeling of vexation, marked by disappointment, melancholiness or humiliation. & capricciosa: a popular type of pizza.

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COMMENTS:

I like it! - Mustang, 2008-10-09: 05:17:00

nice - best said with an Italian accent - Jabberwocky, 2008-10-09: 13:41:00

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-11-13: 02:15:00
On the menu today: Digiornomore Hawhine Sicilyearn Pepperawwni

wordmeister - 2007-11-13: 09:47:00
Sounds like a pizza box full of dashed dreams...

zxvasdf zxvasdf - 2008-10-09: 21:21:00
Dadgummit! This would've gotten my vote. Good one.