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'Oh no!'

DEFINITION: n., That sad feeling you get when you open the pizza box, and there's nothing left but grease stains. v. intr., To sit in front of an empty pizza box and sulk.

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Greasegrief

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Created by: gazissax

Pronunciation: grees-greef

Sentence: His disappointment at her not arriving for the date recollected to him the greasegrief he'd felt at breakfast.

Etymology: grease - slimy stuff exuded by cooking meat; grief - a feeling of loss

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Donwan

Created by: yellowbird

Pronunciation: don - wan

Sentence: Jake sat beside the empty pizza box, hungover and now feling donwan as well.

Etymology: donwan a play on don (head of Mafia family) and Don Juan.

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Pieletdown

Created by: apeavy

Pronunciation:

Sentence: After my sweet party, I experienced a major case of pieletdown when I got the munchies.

Etymology:

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COMMENTS:

petaj I like this and sounds like "pilot down" - hope there wasn't an air disaster - petaj, 2007-11-13: 02:11:00

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Lamentaroni

Created by: comborracha

Pronunciation: la-ment-ah-roh-nee

Sentence: Jim had nothing but lamentaroni for dinner last night; his roomates swooped on the pizza as quickly as it arrived.

Etymology: lament+pepperoni (originator of the grease)

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Oilofoyvey

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: oyl/of/oy/vey

Sentence: He suffered pangs of oilofoyvey when he discovered nothing but a slick of grease in the empty pizza box.

Etymology: oil + oy vey (an exclamation of dismay or exasperation)+ oil of olay

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COMMENTS:

libertybelle Took me a minute -followed by a big goofy laugh on my part! - libertybelle, 2007-11-12: 13:53:00

Took me a little longer:100/100 for inventiveness! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-12: 15:55:00

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Depressizza

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: duh-press-eet-zah

Sentence: To quell his depressizza he settled for a take out calzone instead.

Etymology: depress (sad) + pizza

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Melancoily

Created by: rikboyee

Pronunciation: mell-en-coy-lee

Sentence: as i opened the box and saw nothing but a greasy stain i became quite melancoily

Etymology: melancholy, oily

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COMMENTS:

funny - Jabberwocky, 2007-11-12: 15:36:00

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Sicilyearn

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: si-CIL-yern

Sentence: Discovering the box empty, Jason was overcome with a heavy sense of Sicilyearn.

Etymology: Sicilian, yearn

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Pizzaster

Created by: MithrilShadow

Pronunciation: pēt-zas-tər

Sentence: Hungry, Jason waded through the room full of people to the pizza box, however when he opened them, they were empty. What a pizzaster!

Etymology: Pizza: a dish made typically of flattened bread dough spread with a savory mixture usually including tomatoes and cheese and often other toppings and baked. Disaster: a sudden or great misfortune or failure

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COMMENTS:

Good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-11-12: 15:56:00

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Slicelack

Created by: yaelash

Pronunciation:

Sentence: he got home from work and his nose sensed the cheerful smell of warm fresh pizza. but when he finally reached the box, he felt the worst slicelack ever, finding out there was none left for him.

Etymology: slice + lack, meaning lack of slices.

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Comments:

petaj petaj - 2007-11-13: 02:15:00
On the menu today: Digiornomore Hawhine Sicilyearn Pepperawwni

wordmeister - 2007-11-13: 09:47:00
Sounds like a pizza box full of dashed dreams...

zxvasdf zxvasdf - 2008-10-09: 21:21:00
Dadgummit! This would've gotten my vote. Good one.