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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Felinembibe

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe

Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.

Etymology: feline-embibe

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Beastfeasting

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing

Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.

Etymology: beast + feast

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COMMENTS:

This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00

Verbotomy Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Animeal

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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Petapportion

Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

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Petaste

Created by: Adamson

Pronunciation: Pet-tay-ste

Sentence: Ran out of kraft dinner last nigth... I decide to petaste some fancy feast.

Etymology: To share tasting experiences with a pet.

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Animeal

Created by: warped

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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