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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Animeal

Created by: johnnyrockett

Pronunciation: An-a-meal

Sentence: Phil shared a hearty animeal of chicken with his cat.

Etymology: Animal+meal.

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Zoodine

Created by: riflesandkids74

Pronunciation: zoo-dyn

Sentence: Lisa knew her relationship with Alex was doomed, when Shadow would not zoodine with him.

Etymology: zoo(prefix associated with animals) + dine(eat)

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Felinembibe

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe

Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.

Etymology: feline-embibe

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Specifodder

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Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: "spee-cee-fod-er"

Sentence: there was much specifodder going on at the thanksgiving table between the guests and the pets.

Etymology: a combination of the words "species" and "fodder"

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Parcombestialism

Created by: Pythias

Pronunciation: par - com - bes'- ti - al - ism

Sentence: For felines, parcombestialism is usually a one way transaction.

Etymology: partake + comestible + bestial + ism

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Micatsupessucatsup

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: MEE-cat-sup-eh-SOO-cat-sup

Sentence: What can I say? My pets and I have a kind of micatsupessucatsup relationship.

Etymology: "Mi casa es su casa" ('my house is your house') + cat sup (cat supper) [or 'catsup' -- ketchup]

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