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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Pedigreesm

Created by: antonhere

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Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Specifodder

IHeartKiwiTarts

Created by: IHeartKiwiTarts

Pronunciation: "spee-cee-fod-er"

Sentence: there was much specifodder going on at the thanksgiving table between the guests and the pets.

Etymology: a combination of the words "species" and "fodder"

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Petchummer

Created by: cannibalgymnastics

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Beastfeasting

Created by: babel

Pronunciation: beast-feast-ing

Sentence: Jennifer liked beastfeasting with her golden retrievers, especially when they had just caught a juicy squirrel.

Etymology: beast + feast

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COMMENTS:

This cartoon really cracks me up... that is _exactly_ the face my cat makes when I get anywhere near to its food when it eats... like it is seriously pondering whether to munch you too. - babel, 2006-12-06: 04:41:00

Verbotomy Great! Thanks! - Verbotomy, 2006-12-08: 03:38:00

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Kibblenibbler

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kibble nibbler

Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.

Etymology: to nibble on kibble.

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Horsdevour

Created by: tinydancer

Pronunciation: horse-de-vower

Sentence: House guests should always pre-notify. Otherwise, like Martin, one may be left with no choice but to let the guests horsdevour the cat food.

Etymology: From the term "hors dourve"

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Scoobyscarfing

Created by: Alchemist

Pronunciation: skoo bee skarf ing

Sentence: Last nite my dog and I were scoobyscarfing the last of the popcorn when the phone rang

Etymology: from Scooby Doo (who would sometimes share snax with Shaggy) and scarfing - a slang for wolfing down your food.

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Kibblenibble

Created by: poptart9

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-06: 09:32:00
Hey Babel and Kevcom, You guys are so funny! Very clever!

bjorn bjorn - 2006-12-06: 14:41:00
thanks to babel for inspiring mine (i actually read yours that way when i first saw it)

babel - 2006-12-06: 17:45:00
hehe you're welcome :)