Verboticisms

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: See etymology for formal and informal versions.

Sentence: Cyril had so little in his saddlebag he was forced to shareatin with Oscar.

Etymology: share-a-tin (or) share-eatin' (cowboy version)

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Created by: Kevcom2007

Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun

Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'

Etymology: Pet + Apportion

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Created by: antonhere

Pronunciation:

Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!

Etymology: pedigree

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Created by: kevinrio

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Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: fe-line-im-bibe

Sentence: I need to distract fluffy so I can get to her dish and felinembibe myself.

Etymology: feline-embibe

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Created by: ubgrud

Pronunciation: hawz-pet-a-lit-eee

Sentence: "Mwfff!" snuffled Spot as he dove into the plate of roast beef. The guests around the table stared, shocked at the boxer now consuming their dinner. "Aw common everyone... Don't you believe in hospetality?"

Etymology: hospitality with pet instead of pit I also considered house-pet-ality.

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Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch

Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!

Etymology: pet-share-munch

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Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: kibble nibbler

Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.

Etymology: to nibble on kibble.

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