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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Petluck

Created by: polarpanda

Pronunciation: pet-luck

Sentence: Yeah, this super cute girl asked me to join her for dinner at Chez Panisse tonight, but I think I'm just going to stay home for petluck with Fluffy.

Etymology: like potluck, but with your pet

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Kibblenibble

Created by: poptart9

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I am going home to kibblenibble with my cat.

Etymology:

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Animalnutrition

Created by: dkrider

Pronunciation:

Sentence: John suffered from animalnutrition after a steady diet of kibble for the past three months.

Etymology: animal + malnutrition

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Petportion

Created by: jedijawa

Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun

Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.

Etymology: pet + apportion

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Shareatin

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: See etymology for formal and informal versions.

Sentence: Cyril had so little in his saddlebag he was forced to shareatin with Oscar.

Etymology: share-a-tin (or) share-eatin' (cowboy version)

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Petshamunch

Created by: ChrisCarrk

Pronunciation: pet/shah/mun/ch

Sentence: Hey Lemmy, lets petshamunch our food!

Etymology: pet-share-munch

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Mastikibble

Created by: Mirandala

Pronunciation:

Sentence: When I see a fresh bowl of Meow Mix, I can't help but mastikibble a little.

Etymology: masticate + kibble

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Gibittle

Created by: wordmeister

Pronunciation: gi-bi-til

Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.

Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle

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Micatsupessucatsup

Created by: Fleury

Pronunciation: MEE-cat-sup-eh-SOO-cat-sup

Sentence: What can I say? My pets and I have a kind of micatsupessucatsup relationship.

Etymology: "Mi casa es su casa" ('my house is your house') + cat sup (cat supper) [or 'catsup' -- ketchup]

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Faunorexia

Created by: ArsMajika

Pronunciation: FAW-nor-ECKS-ee-ah

Sentence: "Call it faunorexia if you want, but these dog biscuits are delicious!"

Etymology: Fauna - animals; Orexis, Greek for "appetite."

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Comments:

wordmeister - 2006-12-06: 09:32:00
Hey Babel and Kevcom, You guys are so funny! Very clever!

bjorn bjorn - 2006-12-06: 14:41:00
thanks to babel for inspiring mine (i actually read yours that way when i first saw it)

babel - 2006-12-06: 17:45:00
hehe you're welcome :)