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'Come on cat, give me some food!'

DEFINITION: To share food with your pet, or vise versa.

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Seniorate

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate

Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.

Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate

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Iamsbiosis

Created by: Baruch

Pronunciation:

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Etymology:

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Shareatin

Created by: egonschiela

Pronunciation: See etymology for formal and informal versions.

Sentence: Cyril had so little in his saddlebag he was forced to shareatin with Oscar.

Etymology: share-a-tin (or) share-eatin' (cowboy version)

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Petstircate

Created by: squirrelian

Pronunciation: petstircate

Sentence: I think I'll petstircate this mystery meat.

Etymology: pet + masticate... for the open minded...

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Intervictualism

Created by: danboaz

Pronunciation: inter-vikchyual-ism

Sentence: Stephen though intervictualism was cute but his friends began to stop coming over.

Etymology: interspecies + victuals

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Kibbledivvy

Created by: jboehnker

Pronunciation: kib' el div' ee

Sentence: Bob was far too drunk to stumble all the way to the fridge, so he collapsed to the floor and contended himself with a bit of kibbledivvying from Rover's food dish.

Etymology: kibble + divvy

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Mizuhx

Created by: msokoloffster

Pronunciation: Miz - uhx

Sentence: Christina liked to mizuhx with her dog but not her turtle.

Etymology: Unknown...

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Kibbleconference

Created by: bigfish

Pronunciation: Ki-bul-cun-fur-ens

Sentence: I had a difficult kibbleconference during dinner with my cat.

Etymology: Kibble + Confer

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Pestportion

Created by: quippingqueen

Pronunciation: pest/por/shun

Sentence: Perplexed about the "pestportion" that he had been alloted by his hissing not to mention hungry animal companion, Harold put his tail between his legs and walked away rather sheepishly.

Etymology: pest + portion

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Nipfeed

Created by: SwabThePoopdeck

Pronunciation: Nip Feed

Sentence: The cat began to nipfeed me. Tastes like fish.

Etymology: Cat Nip + Feed

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