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Petapportion
Created by: Kevcom2007
Pronunciation: pet/uh/pore/chun
Sentence: 'The cat's petapportion was very little to me, and therefore, I am still craving those niblets'
Etymology: Pet + Apportion
Pedigreesm
Created by: antonhere
Pronunciation:
Sentence: Enough of this pedigreesm, leave you cat alone, go eat normal food, you stupid ass!
Etymology: pedigree
Honeylunch
Created by: wysware
Pronunciation: hun-ee-lun-ch
Sentence: I shared a honeylunch with tiddles
Etymology: honey (term of endearment) lunch (meal)
Gibittle
Created by: wordmeister
Pronunciation: gi-bi-til
Sentence: As public advocate for the National Gibittle Program, Roger was secretly embrassed that his cat had never actually shared any its food with him.
Etymology: give + bite + vittle = gibittle
Petportion
Created by: jedijawa
Pronunciation: pet-poor-shun
Sentence: Alex petportioned his dinner between himself and his dog.
Etymology: pet + apportion
Kibblenibbler
Created by: erasmus
Pronunciation: kibble nibbler
Sentence: my neice is a kibblenibbler, at 10 months old she crawled to the cat food tray and ate the cat biscuits.
Etymology: to nibble on kibble.
Animalnutrition
Created by: dkrider
Pronunciation:
Sentence: John suffered from animalnutrition after a steady diet of kibble for the past three months.
Etymology: animal + malnutrition
Meowmixandmash
Created by: Jabberwocky
Pronunciation: mee/ow/mx/nd/mash
Sentence: CatStevens and I start our day every morning by sharing our meowmixandmash potatoes - yummy
Etymology: meow mix + mash
Seniorate
Created by: maxxy
Pronunciation: SEEN-your-ate
Sentence: Down on his luck, Jim seniorated Purina.
Etymology: senior (stereotypical poor folk) + deteriorate
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