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DEFINITION: To smile politely and nod your head while listening to someone, even though you don't understand a word they're saying.
Verboticisms
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Agreek
Created by: purpleartichokes
Pronunciation: ah-greek
Sentence: I've given up asking for clarification when my son starts talking astrophysics to me. I can get out of the befuddling one-sided conversation much sooner if I just agreek.
Etymology: agree, it's all Greek to me
Falselisten
Created by: StigAllan
Pronunciation:
Sentence: It is more honest to say you do not underestand then to always falselisten
Etymology:
Blunderstand
Created by: Gionuzzo
Pronunciation: BLUN der stand
Sentence: Kelly blunderstanded what her husband was saying to her about their upcoming vaction. Unfortunately, she ended up agreeing to give her left arm to charity on the way there.
Etymology: blunder + understand
Bafflirmation
Created by: Osomatic
Pronunciation: baff + ler + may + shun
Sentence: I never know what she's talking about, but bafflirmations keep me out of trouble.
Etymology: baffle + affirmation
Sminodd
Created by: kellii3
Pronunciation: smi nodd
Sentence: dont you dare sminodd at me !
Etymology: smi - smile nodd - nod
Snodzoeasy
Created by: brimuth
Pronunciation:
Sentence: When it's snodzoeasy to understand foreigners, just use a snodzoeasy and they will be impressed with your apparent grasp of their language.
Etymology:
Glimmernod
Created by: OZZIEBOB
Pronunciation: glim-MER-nod
Sentence: Roxie had not the slightest idea what Bob, a boldrumptious brainwright, was talking about. But she listened, smiling politely from time to time, through what seemed an eternity of this techobane's torture, giving a glimmernod every few minutes.
Etymology: "Glimmer": 1. a slight suggestion or vague understanding. 2. a gleam or shining (like a smile); "nod": the act of nodding the head as a sign of approval, agreement, confirmation..
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COMMENTS:
got my vote! - remistram, 2007-08-08: 09:28:00
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Wattapatto
Created by: dancer002013
Pronunciation: what-a-pot-o
Sentence: I was just wattapottoing while she was talking!
Etymology: Japan
Huhgree
Created by: rikboyee
Pronunciation: ha-gree
Sentence: as the conversation turned to the migration habits of horn-tailed marsupials, i realised i would have to huhgree.
Etymology: huh?, agree
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COMMENTS:
If only it had been about ridge-backed amphibians. Good one! - Kyoti, 2007-08-08: 10:26:00
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Comprefakehend
Created by: remistram
Pronunciation: kom-pra-fayk-hend
Sentence: When he noticed that her eyes were starting to cross, her face glazing over almost in a trance-like state, he realized she was comprefakehending again.
Etymology: comprehend + fake
