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'Yes, I understand what you mean.'

DEFINITION: To smile politely and nod your head while listening to someone, even though you don't understand a word they're saying.

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Dudsmile

Created by: BellaRina

Pronunciation: Duh-D-Smile

Sentence: HE was so annoying so i put my "DudSmile" on it totally worked

Etymology: Dud (for something to be Fake) Smile(a thing you do to be happy) Dudsmile(a Fake feeling of Happiness)

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Snodzoeasy

Created by: brimuth

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Sentence: When it's snodzoeasy to understand foreigners, just use a snodzoeasy and they will be impressed with your apparent grasp of their language.

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Agreek

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: ah-greek

Sentence: I've given up asking for clarification when my son starts talking astrophysics to me. I can get out of the befuddling one-sided conversation much sooner if I just agreek.

Etymology: agree, it's all Greek to me

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Falselisten

Created by: StigAllan

Pronunciation:

Sentence: It is more honest to say you do not underestand then to always falselisten

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Vaguecilate

Created by: marnee4nothin

Pronunciation: vaeg-si-laet

Sentence: Lilly would vaguecilate whenever George spoke to her about engines.

Etymology: vague + vacilate

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Bafflirmation

Created by: Osomatic

Pronunciation: baff + ler + may + shun

Sentence: I never know what she's talking about, but bafflirmations keep me out of trouble.

Etymology: baffle + affirmation

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Comprefakehend

Created by: remistram

Pronunciation: kom-pra-fayk-hend

Sentence: When he noticed that her eyes were starting to cross, her face glazing over almost in a trance-like state, he realized she was comprefakehending again.

Etymology: comprehend + fake

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Bobbleize

Created by: KristinA

Pronunciation: bob-bull-eyes

Sentence: Maybe crashing the party wasn't such a good idea afterall. Turns out, it was an awards gala for Slovokian rocket scientists. However, she decided the open bar was worth a little bobbleizing with the guests.

Etymology: To smile and nod, resembling a bobblehead.

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Affairmy

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: a-fare-me

Sentence: Titania was often accused of being away with the fairies. Little did they know that she actually was a real life fairy. They thought she was just affairmying.

Etymology: affirm + fairy (as in away with the fairies)

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Sminodd

Created by: kellii3

Pronunciation: smi nodd

Sentence: dont you dare sminodd at me !

Etymology: smi - smile nodd - nod

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