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DEFINITION: To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats.

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Threativate

Created by: freakystyley

Pronunciation: tre-tee-vate

Sentence: "A threativate here and there won't hurt anyone," Marty went on, "in fact, it can raise our production of baloney sandwich holders ten-fold Ed!"

Etymology: [Threat]en (to make known the intention of hurting someone else - physically, mentally or spiritually) + Mo[tivate] (a positive prompt or action that inadvertently bears sweet rewards down the road)

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Petrifimotivate

Created by: denise

Pronunciation: pe- tri- fi- MO-ti-vate

Sentence: The over controlling mother got her son to clean up his room by pretrifimotivating him with subtle reminders of his continuing bedwetting issues.

Etymology: A blend of petrify (with a play on the word petty) and motivate

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Shamanipulate

Created by: Tigger

Pronunciation: /sha-muh-nip'-yuh-leyt/

Sentence: Vicky first learned how to shamanipulate while babysitting for her cousins, an effective way to get them to do what she wanted, and the art of shamanipulation still served her well when nogitiating with her boyfriend.

Etymology: sham/shame - a hoax or pretense (perhaps from "shame") / [shame] feeling of disgrace or guilt (from Old English, sceamu) + manipulate - to manage or influence skillfully (back formation from manipulation; from Latin, manus "hand")

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COMMENTS:

Sometimes its good to be naughty... - Tigger, 2007-12-30: 20:41:00

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Bederwachout

Created by: galwaywegian

Pronunciation: bed err wa chout

Sentence: She issued her bedderwachouts with such sickening regularity, the twins were tempted to tell Santa where to shove his ps3.

Etymology: better watch out, better not cry etc.

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COMMENTS:

I think the twins should be careful becaue she has bedderwachclout - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:54:00

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Promptabitadmon

Created by: gemmgemms

Pronunciation: prom-pet-ab-it-ada-mon

Sentence: When she tried to promptabitadmon him he simply scoffed at her little cautions.

Etymology: prompt:to motivate + bit:little small amount + admonish:to discipline or threaten

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Sinspire

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sin spire

Sentence: When Vicky could not reason with her students, she would sinspire them with threats to do her bidding...which always worked!

Etymology: Sin (commit a faux pas or a fault) & Inspire (supply the inspiration for; urge on or encourage)

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Falsimpetus

Created by: KelleyToohey

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Intimirant

Created by: Mustang

Pronunciation: In - TIM - uh - rant

Sentence: Geraldine was a very assertive manager and was quick to resort to an intimirant to get her subordinates to comply with her wishes.

Etymology: Intimidate + rant

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COMMENTS:

good one - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:56:00

I like it! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:52:00

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Negivate

Created by: Stevenson0

Pronunciation: neg/i/vate

Sentence: With the use of browbeating, a loud voice and threats, my boss can negivate any employee.

Etymology: negative + motivate

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COMMENTS:

excellent - Jabberwocky, 2007-12-24: 09:56:00

Good word! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:51:00

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Guiltimatum

Created by: Jabberwocky

Pronunciation: gilt/i/may/tum

Sentence: Uh oh,here comes the guiltimatum. Cover your ears or you'll end up in therapy when you're older.

Etymology: guilt + ultimatum

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COMMENTS:

Very good! - OZZIEBOB, 2007-12-24: 15:50:00

Excellent! - Mustang, 2007-12-24: 22:01:00

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