Vote for the best verboticism.

'Santa won't come unless you clean up your desk!'

DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.

Create | Read

Verboticisms

Click on each verboticism to read the sentences created by the Verbotomy writers, and to see your voting options...

You have two votes. Click on the words to read the details, then vote your favorite.

Cornervate

Created by: exmugger

Pronunciation: cor-ner-vate

Sentence: These people need to be cornervated or else they'll just waste their life away.

Etymology: corner someone + motivate

| Comments and Points

Comoderate

Created by: jimmj43

Pronunciation: co-MOD-er-rate

Sentence: Internet bulleting board posters frequently get coMODerated for unacceptable behavior.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Goodbitch

Created by: hobnob

Pronunciation: good'bitch

Sentence: She's such a goodbitch.

Etymology: Good + bitch

| Comments and Points

Mommyism

Created by: euclid

Pronunciation: ...

Sentence: She strode into the room with her mommyisms, and i proceeded to daydream.

Etymology:

| Comments and Points

Influmenace

Created by: wysware

Pronunciation: in-flu-men-ace

Sentence: I'm not trying to influmenace you - but you will be very sorry if you don't do what i want.

Etymology: influence (motivate) menace (scare)

| Comments and Points

Santaize

Created by: Pipeski

Pronunciation: Santa-ize

Sentence: Christmas is always a busy time for the telephone santaizer.

Etymology: Santa + Sanitize

| Comments and Points

Goshfather

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: GAHSH-fah-ther

Sentence: Jim's boss goshfathered him into staying late by threatening to take away his leather desk set.

Etymology: Gosh (a petty exclamation) + father (master)

| Comments and Points

Sinvigorate

Created by: Nosila

Pronunciation: sin vig orayt

Sentence: The message in Brother James' sermon was meant to sinvigorate his congregation. He told them that as long as they were spending so much of their earnings on Christmas presents and parties, they should donate the same amount to his Church of the Everlasting Redemption. He also told them that having money leftover from their Christmas spending could provide temptation to spend unwisely and lead them to sin, so they could save themselves by donating more to his good works. His parishoners blindly gave to his church in order to receive salvation, but wondered how the good Brother James could afford to drive a Cadillac and fly so often to crusades in Hawaii, Monaco and Las Vegas. The Lord does work in mysterious ways indeed.

Etymology: Sin (commit a sin; violate a law of God or a moral law;commit a faux pas or a fault or make a serious mistake) & Invigorate (impart vigor, strength, or vitality to;give life or energy to; to heighten or intensify)

| Comments and Points

Manipulavation

aly22

Created by: aly22

Pronunciation: man ni pu la vation man ni pu la vate

Sentence: In order to manipulavate the kids into washing up the dinner dishes, she told them Santa was watching.

Etymology: manipulate + motivation

| Comments and Points

Parenting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology:

----------------------------
COMMENTS:

this is actually good! - wordmeister, 2006-12-19: 09:56:00

----------------------------

| Comments and Points

Show All or More...

 

Comments:

aruna - 2006-12-25: 13:58:00
pathretition

ilvasyatkina - 2018-12-23: 09:41:00
Приглашаем разместиться на доске объвлений . Размещение статей и ссл

LusleyMorgo - 2018-12-23: 16:26:00
Крутой новый порно туб с большим колличеством порно и секс роликов.Вы можете поделится своими видео и фото,а так же найдите себе друзей по порно интер

Gilell - 2018-12-23: 22:33:00
Израильский паспорт или даркон, мождно получить только одним путем, получения стат

nibololihiaa - 2018-12-27: 04:29:00
Промывки форсунок... Очистка инжектора....

Dulliesjag - 2018-12-27: 04:43:00
Online dating firs

Dulliesjag - 2018-12-27: 11:34:00
Latest Article 5 C

Dulliesjag - 2018-12-27: 19:45:00
Free woman dating