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DEFINITION: v. To inspire and motivate people to do great things, by issuing petty threats. n. A kind and gentle threat.
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Incentip
Created by: mrskellyscl
Pronunciation: in-sen-tip
Sentence: Nothing can motivate a child to behave like a verse of that old favorite Christmas incentip and sing-a-long, "Santa Claus is Coming to Town." It begins harmlessly enough, "You'd better watch out, you'd better not cry, you'd better not pout, I'm telling you why....," but it's really creepy that "he sees you when your sleeping, he knows when you're awake." Just what else does Santa know?
Etymology: incentive: something such as the fear of punishment or the expectation of reward that motivates behavior + tip: inside information or helpful hint or warning
Scarivate
Created by: sophie
Pronunciation: SKAIR-eeh-vate
Sentence: "I'm going to scarivate him into getting the project in on time"
Etymology: Scarily = to do something in a frightening or alarming manner + Motivate = To incite or impel
Childlie
Created by: kevinrio
Pronunciation: Child'lie
Sentence: I love childlying to them, they are so gullible!
Etymology: Lie to child for their own sake
Pushsuasion
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: push sway shun
Sentence: Every Mother is guilty of using pushsuasion to try and inspire their children to do more. It's a bargaining tactic and right up there with those 2 magic words that inspire awe and compliance: "Or Else", especially at Christmas time.
Etymology: Push (to urge, goad into action;make one's self more successful) & Persuasion (inducement to act by argument or reasoning or entreaty)
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COMMENTS:
also works around shove tuesday - galwaywegian, 2011-12-16: 04:20:00
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Fibspire
Created by: BrakX
Pronunciation: fib-spi-er
Sentence: When we were kids our mom would fibspire us to clean our room by promising us she would kill the Easter Bunny
Etymology: to fib and inspire
Hextortion
Created by: cannibalgymnastics
Pronunciation:
Sentence: "I haven't the money to spare to give to the 'Retired Pro-Wrestlers Charity', but they threatened to break my legs unless I contributed. Its hextortion I tells ya!"
Etymology:
Chagrinspire
Created by: Mirandala
Pronunciation: cha-grin'-spire
Sentence: We were chagrinspired to participate in the office potluck by Sheryl's admonition that non-participants would not receive year-end bonuses.
Etymology: chagrin + inspire
Santabag
Created by: Nosila
Pronunciation: san ta bag
Sentence: Merry knew that the only way to persuade her son, Nicholas into cleaning up his room for Christmas was to santabag him. She told him things like that he'd get no new toys if Santa thought he had no room for them or a new teddy bear would refuse to live in such squalor. It worked and he cleaned up his room! Too bad she could not santabag the rest of the year.
Etymology: Santa (Christmas Jolly Old Elf) & Bag (an activity that you like or at which you are superior); Wordplay on Sandbag (compel by coercion, threats, or crude means;downplay one's ability (towards others) in a game in order to deceive)
Inbenedate
Created by: Morwen
Pronunciation: In-BIN-ee-date
Sentence: When I was naughty, Mom would Inbenedate me by telling me Dad would be home soon.
Etymology: 'bene' means good in latin. (seen in the word 'benefactor') 'bene' is placed in the middle of 'intimidate'
Faurouse
Created by: paperpieces
Pronunciation: Fah-RAHUZE
Sentence: Sometimes when I need my kids to clean their room I use some faurousing techniques.
Etymology: Fau- from Faux, -rouse meaning stimulate
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