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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Selfpicturate

Created by: lucyof2009

Pronunciation: self-picture-ate

Sentence: I saw that new picture you put on your blog; did you selfpicturate?

Etymology: combination of "self" (as in yourself)and "picture" with the suffix "-ate" to make it a verb

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Paparazzegoing

Created by: purpleartichokes

Pronunciation: paw-pa-rot-see-go-ing

Sentence: When paparazzegoing your picture to post online, be sure to check the background for tell-tale signs of toilet paper and other bathroom products.

Etymology: paparrazi, ego

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Egotograph

Created by: Hjason

Pronunciation: e-go-to-graph

Sentence: Often times I have caught him in the bathroom taking egotographs of himself while he was in the shower.

Etymology: ego+photograph

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Capturcism

Created by: Chistinalove

Pronunciation: cap - sur - siz - um

Sentence: I caught my niece while she was having a capturcism moment.

Etymology: to capture your own narcissism

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Selfportraitism

Created by: Fenners

Pronunciation:

Sentence: I'm going to have a go at selfportraitism in the bathroom

Etymology:

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Narcitography

Created by: Coolfool

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- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:02:00

Here's the ending of my first post (narcitography): The ending of my first post(It was unexplainedly misplaced or pilfered by cybergoyles.)seems to have been misplaced. I turned away from my keyboard, and when I turned back, and my computer indicated th - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:27:00

(Coolfool) Again, truncated. There must be a bit limit, ...computer indicated that my first post was submitted. I don't see it. See next post. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:31:00

My gist: Be kind, as this is my first post (I'll resort to any dingus to garner any panegyrism). - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:36:00

- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:37:00

Narcitography pronunciation: First two syllables, as in narcissism, last three (obvious)as in photography). I just walked in and don't know my way around here yet, so if I step on protocol, soory. I'll learn. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:43:00

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