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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Meography

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: me og raf fi

Sentence: She prattled on about herself, stopping only to distribute a print of her meography that betrayed her self proclaimed empathy.

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Myangles

Created by: weyrlady

Pronunciation: My-angles

Sentence: She's done a lot of myangling.

Etymology: A reference to the sort of photography that tends to show up on MySpace - the MySpace angles.

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Egoshooting

Created by: lynx13

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Sentence: "egoshooting" is when you are big-head-photoshooting yourself

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Narcistography

Created by: geekgrrl

Pronunciation: närs-s-tgr-fee

Sentence: I just love taking photos - especially of myself. I am really into narcistography.

Etymology: Narcissist - Excessive love or admiration of oneself. Photography - The art, practice, or occupation of taking and printing photographs.

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Egoflash

Created by: maxxy

Pronunciation: ee-goe-FLASH

Sentence: Jim used up the batteries on his new digital camera by egoflashing his privates all night long.

Etymology: ego + the flash of a camera

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Whosthefairesting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing

Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.

Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

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