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'That's me in the mirror. Oh my gawd, is that me too?'

DEFINITION: To take a picture of yourself, pointing a camera at yourself, while you admire yourself. Often done in the privacy of your bathroom.

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Grombling

Created by: taftouf

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Lavapictorialsnoberie

Created by: stormee

Pronunciation: Lava The (A) is long sound. pic-tor-ial/snob-erie

Sentence: Most days, you can find Chrissy in the bathroom,admiring herself and snapping away with her camera.

Etymology: Lava/ meaning lavatory. Pictorial/ a layout of pictures. Snoberie/ an obession with ones self.

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Narcitography

Created by: Coolfool

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- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:02:00

Here's the ending of my first post (narcitography): The ending of my first post(It was unexplainedly misplaced or pilfered by cybergoyles.)seems to have been misplaced. I turned away from my keyboard, and when I turned back, and my computer indicated th - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:27:00

(Coolfool) Again, truncated. There must be a bit limit, ...computer indicated that my first post was submitted. I don't see it. See next post. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:31:00

My gist: Be kind, as this is my first post (I'll resort to any dingus to garner any panegyrism). - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:36:00

- Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:37:00

Narcitography pronunciation: First two syllables, as in narcissism, last three (obvious)as in photography). I just walked in and don't know my way around here yet, so if I step on protocol, soory. I'll learn. - Coolfool, 2006-12-25: 05:43:00

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Vanitoil

Created by: Bulletchewer

Pronunciation: van-i-toyull

Sentence: Trying on the new blouse gave her the perfect opportunity to vanitoil.

Etymology: From "vanity" and "toilet" or "toil" meaning to work hard (this is sarcastic/ironic; perhaps a pun on a model who "works it")

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Narcissem

Created by: josje

Pronunciation: narcissem

Sentence: narcissem is very good for your own EGO

Etymology: From Narcissus, who loved is own mirrorimage.

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Photowank

erasmus

Created by: erasmus

Pronunciation: photo wank

Sentence: frank could not resist having a photowank in the hotel bathroom.

Etymology: well, thats a bit obvious really.

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Autoportradmiration

celeron450

Created by: celeron450

Pronunciation: auto-por-trad-mir-a-shun

Sentence: When Vanessa saw the camera on the bathroom counter, she couldn't resist a little autoportradmiration.

Etymology: auto (self), portrait, admiration

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Imegin

petaj

Created by: petaj

Pronunciation: Im-a-jen

Sentence: Cheryl was caught once again, imegining herself in the change room.

Etymology: I (myself) + me (myself) + imaging (creating images). With help from imagining (visualising) and mega (prefix used for describing pixels and bytes using in digital imaging)

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Whosthefairesting

Created by: Psychicsi

Pronunciation: who-s-the-fair-est-ing

Sentence: Jill spent so long in the bathroom whosthefairesting, that her date gave up and went home.

Etymology: From the wicked stepmother in the fairytale Snow White, who spent much time admiring herself in her magic mirror while asking "mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?"

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Meography

Created by: chofu67

Pronunciation: me og raf fi

Sentence: She prattled on about herself, stopping only to distribute a print of her meography that betrayed her self proclaimed empathy.

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bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:41:00

bbooth3 - 2006-12-25: 15:42:00
admirroration

erasmus erasmus - 2006-12-27: 14:12:00
oohh I like admirroration.