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'Hey it's me. Give me a call.'

DEFINITION: A voice mail message, which does not include a name, a number, or any other relevant information which could be used to identify the caller.

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Unknail

skepsis

Created by: skepsis

Pronunciation: un-nail

Sentence: I received an unknail this morning and I have no clue who sent it.

Etymology: unknown and mail

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Phancall

Created by: Kombooch

Pronunciation: Fan - Call

Sentence: Don't you hate it when you get a mysterious phancall and have to figure out if you recognize the voice or if it was just a wrong number!?!

Etymology: Phantom Caller

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Lackofdetmail

Created by: elpres101

Pronunciation: lack-of-deet-mail

Sentence: I've just checked my messages and someone's left me a real lackofdetmail

Etymology: A voiceMAIL with a distinct LACK OF DETAIL

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Enigmissive

MrDave2176

Created by: MrDave2176

Pronunciation: eh-NIG-miss-ive

Sentence: There was no way to discern who had left the enigmissive on Sarah's voicemail

Etymology: enigma + missive

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Fram

Created by: shifty

Pronunciation: Fur am

Sentence: Brian always send me fram, but his voice is so common I can never tell it's him!

Etymology: Friend Spam = fram

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Incallnito

Created by: Scrumpy

Pronunciation: in-cawl-ni-toh

Sentence: Ken returned home and found an incallnito on his answering machine.

Etymology: A combination of incognito - (conceal) and call - (communicate)

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Unrememessage

Created by: cujoe

Pronunciation: Un-ree-mehm-mehs-ehge

Sentence: Who is that? This is a total unrememessage.

Etymology: A combination of unrememberable and message.

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Noisemail

Created by: jpmikkers

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: noisemail rhymes with voicemail

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Familirog

Created by: Victoria

Pronunciation: Phonetic

Sentence: He didn't even leave his name or number, what a familirog.

Etymology:

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Annoysmail

Created by: jabbermarky

Pronunciation:

Sentence:

Etymology: from annoys and voicemail.

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